Me: MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE
Everyone: MERRY CHRISTMAS
Me: Alright we are doing white elephant!
Soundwave: "Do we have to?"
Me: Of course *puts a Santa hat on my head* Alright, everyone ready?
Everyone: Yep
Narrator: After white elephant, everyone traded presents they got and they all played games, ate delicious food, had hot coco, and watched Krampus
Krampus: *appears* Hi guys!
Me: *screams and jumps*
BFF Predaking: *catches author*
Me: Thanks...
Krampus: *laughs* So cute ANYWAYS, *whistles pointing up*
Everyone: notices there was a mistletoe above Spirit and Shockwave, Soundwave and Mystery, and Predaking and Author
Me and Predaking: 0///0
Spirit and Shockwave: *kisses*
Soundwave and Mystery: *just fucking cuddles because they are rebels*
Predaking: *carries Author bridal style to her room and fucks her til they were both sore*
Everyone except them: 0////0
Krampus: *quickly leaves*
Everything turns black, and bloody letters appear saying "MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD DEATH >:)" -Anonymous Decepticon User
Megatron: Really Unicron?
Unicron: DAMN IT *leaves*
Primus: XD *appears in front of Unicron and fucks him*
Megatron and Optimus: What has this thing come too
YOU ARE READING
Soundwave's Child
FanfictionSoundwave has a daughter, and she isn't your every day type of techno-organic. What will happen through her life? How will she feel if she finds love with a comrade? How will things turn out? Well read on and find out my friends!
