Banana Love (Banana!Larry Stylinson)

Louis' POV

Niall went shopping for more bananas. He just bought some yesterday, when he bought me. The door swung open to a happy Niall.

"Hi beautiful bananas. I just bought more!" Niall said as we all cheered, but he couldn't hear us.

That was when I saw him. A beautiful, ripe banana. I had to know his name. Niall placed him next to me.

"Hi!" I said to the banana, "I'm Louis, and you are...?"

"Harry," I heard him say with the hottest voice I have ever heard.

"Awesome! So, how are you?" I asked, trying to start a conversation.

"I'm pretty good actually, despite the fact that I was taken away from my friends and family. I'm happy I left though, because you are a very pretty banana." Harry said and I swear I nearly jumped out of my peel.

"REALLY!? You aren't so rotten looking yourself." I said, failing to hide my excitement.

We continued to talk about everything and nothing. This went on for two days and we fell in love.

"Harry, will you be my bananafriend?" I asked.

"OF COURSE LOUIS!" He exclaimed.

"OH NO!" we heard Niall yell as he ran to us and touched Louis.

"You're turning brown." Niall whispered with tears in his eyes.

"I'll keep you here just because I can't possibly throw you away yet." Niall said as he turned away and walked out of the kitchen.

"Louis, you're gonna rot soon...." Harry whispered.

"Then lets make these days the best days of our lives." I said.

It didn't last long. Like one and a half days.

"Harry..." I croaked out.

"Yes Louis..." Harry said, sounding just as weak.

"This is the end for me.... I can't take any more." I said, feeling weaker and weaker.

"I think I can last one more day, but if you die, I will too." Harry whispered.

"No, you have life left in you. You can't." I said, almost done with life.

"But what's life without you?" Harry asked, using the oranges to roll to me.

"I don't know, but Harry," I said

"Yes?" Harry asked.

"I.....love....you...." I said with my final breath as I let the fruit flies take me.

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"I love you too.... that's why I'm doing this." Harry said as he plummeted to the ground with a splat.

Niall came rushing through the kitchen and collapsed onto the floor with tears in his eyes.

"No..... why.... two bananas in one day...." Niall whispered as he picked Louis and Harry and threw them away.

They we're together forever..... Larry Stylinson.... a match made in heaven.....

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(A/N: I swear, I'm not on drugs and I'm not drunk. I had to do this. You might not understand, but I HAD TO.  i mean, banana Larry. No one has done it! Hopefully I don't start a whole fruit fan fiction movement. I was bored. I'm currently writing my next chapter for Dear Hero... so BYE CUNTS)