The Hero Of Darkness

Just Chatting

Shade haha your face looks hilarious
Link shut up
Shade that's no way to adress a princess
BEN Your a princess!
Link hey guys were going to be chatting today and stuff
Dark we're going to do a little Role Play for Shade and you guys
BEN clears throat and the cast is Me, Vio Link, Green, Blue, Red, Dark, And Link so someone start
Vio babies
Shadow OH so you want to know how to make babies huh? Well I'll show you how first I need a woman to demonstrate looks at cast these are not women these are men!!
Green I know how to make the babies
Blue OH really then how do you do it
Green my mommy does IT by fire. Fire make her hot, fire makes her babies
Blue hahahahaha hahahahaha haha haha. That'd not how you do it
Red okay then how would you do it you big meanie
Blue first you take the doggie and the bagel
Dark but why would you do that
Blue Shut uP!!! And then you ...... Slowly brings them closer and you chop it slams a knife on the hot dog everyone screams while red falls to the floor screaming an rolling around num num num num num
BEN that's not how you do it
Green and Blue then how do you do it
BEN babies come from lubrication throws a bucket of flowers and water with some other stuff on everyone
Dark okay now what genius
BEN now where supposed to rub together slow motion cat fight
Dark that's not how you do IT
Red fine then how do you do it
Dark ... ...
Vio comes into the house
Vio guys I'm home Dark shots Vio in the head with a nerf gun smiling mischievously
Vio OH no I'm pregnant nerf bullets fly and everywhere
Link okay let's sort this out dark shot me
BEN Link shot me and dark
Red but wait who shot me? Everyone looks around
Blue I-I-I did Redie hmmmm
Red Bluie I didn't know you then "Bluie" kisses "Redy"
Me OH my goddesses Yaoi is real please comment
BEN #this is awesome
Dark link # stop hash tagging it's stupid
Link # aww is darky maddy ooooohhhh I betty he ist
Dark # shut up!!!
Redy # your cute when mad # this Is fun # hash tags # enjoying this so much
Bluie # I I love you like a love song baby ah I love you like a love song baby and I keep hitting repeat Pete Pete Pete
Vio: am I the only person who will talk normal
Green# haha this is awesome
Shadow want some more yaoi
Zelda when did you get here
Shadow whenever I wanted. Hey Dark Link look I've been working. I've been working on my scary face and I want you to see it ok ready here it is roar
Everyone awww
Dark Link evil shouldn't be cute it's disgraceful
Shadow I'm not cute
Shade aww that's so cute puts little cat ears on him
Dark see that's why I'm talking about its cute not evil
Shadow oh yeah how bout now
Does a best evil grin he has
Shadow I'm not cute admit it
Dark it doesn't matter because I'm still the sexy one
Shadow What!!
Fangirls Ah!!!!!!!!!!!
Owners Oh!!!!!!!!!!!
Normal people who don't understand whatever
Link okay class let's start of with a couple of math questions now. What's 5×10 ? Come on don't be shy
Red 12?
Link okay let's get someone who isn't a complete retard
Green I think I know the answer Mr. Link
Blue Nanananananana
Green hey don't mimic me fat boy!
Blue hey don't call me fat you fucking Jew
Link gasps Blue did you just say the F word
Blue Jew?
Green no fuck, you can't say fuck fucking school you fuck head
Link Green!
Blue why the fuck not?
LInk Blue!
Vio dude you just said f*** again
LInk Vio!
Dark Fuck
Link Dark Link
Blue why the fuck not IT doesn't hurt any one fuck fuck fuckety fuck fuck
Class gasps
Link how would you like to go see the princess
Blue how would you like to suck my balls
Link what did you just say
Blue oh no I'm sorry what I meant to say was how would you like to suck my balls Mr Link.
BEN dude fuck you
Zelda over intercom how would you all like to get suspended by saying the F word?

The end
Thank You all tis took seven hundred and sixty five Words hope you join us again
Shin Sheo