Can A Thief Love?

Can a theif love?

Hello my furry haired friends. And if you don't have any hair, then ignore the first sentence. My name is Freddy something or other. Jk. My name is actually Samantha Black. Yup, I have an awesome name. I have bright black hair and crazy looking purple eyes. They are a deep purple then fade lighter and into a blue. Pretty awesome if you ask me. I'm currently 5'4" and weigh about 106lbs. Yup, I got some muscle up in here! I also have a couple curves here and there. Sorry, I'm just a little crazy right know considering I just jacked a can of monster from the store.

I don't really think of it as stealing. I think of it as taking something without permission. As you can tell, I'm not very rich. Actually, I have no money what-so-ever. I live in an abandoned factory. It's pretty homey once you get passed the sewer smell and the rats. I live there by my self. Okay, I have to admit, it gets kind of lonely after a while. You know, before I go out into public and act my naturally crazy self. Ya, I'm like that until the donut eating cops try and chase me. Notice how I said 'try'.

I......have nothing else to say so I figure this is the end. That one famous dude was right. Parting is such sweet sorrow. (Wipes away stray tear as it falls down my dirty cheek.)

Ya.... I'm lame. I got to get a life. You know what? I'll get a life as soon as the government stops sending Barney out to steal my cookies!

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A/N

Hi!!!!! It's me, the black Cookie Monster!! I just have a couple things to say.

1. You can comment, or vote, or do whatever you what because I'm honestly not trying to get votes or stiff like that. Ya, it'd be nice, but I'm cool.

2. Please don't hate on this. I'm tired and I can't sleep so I'm just doing this to pass the time.

3. EAT COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The eye on the cover is what her eyes look like. The picture is not mine, I just found it on google.)