For 4Chan

Prologue

Long ago in Cat Kingdom, Mittens a young Cheeseburger loving and Internet obsessed cat learned not not only that the internet was real, but how to harness its power. The king of cat kingdom didn't believe in the internet, he considered it to be black magic and forbid any study of it. As far as he was concerned it didn't exist. This didn't stop Mittens though, with knowledge like this he couldn't not put it to use so he harnessed the internets power on a small scale for knowledge purposes. he learned all that it was capable of and much more, it could even create life, but most of all he learned that if this power ever fell into the wrong hands it could be Catastrophic, So he did what any logical Cat would do... He wrote extremely detailed instructions on how to harness the internet and then hid them where he thought no one would ever find them.... his left desk drawer. For many years this stupid overused and not well thought-out tactic worked, but one day a man named simply "The Troll" found out about Mittens secret and while he was out on a cheeseburger run, he broke into Mittens house and stole the instructions from their hiding place. He then used to start a war between the Doge and Cat people by giving the detailed instructions to the Doge peoples leader and convincing them that the king of cat kingdom planned on using them to destroy the Doges. The cat people fell for it and gratefully accepted the Troll's help. So the Troll harnessed the internet's power and began the war. Mittens returned home and saw that everything was up in rainbows and flames then realized what had happened. He immediately knew he had to find a way to stop this so he started to meditate while eating cheeseburgers and channeled himself into the internet in hopes of finding a way to return it to it's rightful place. The internet was too strong though and he got stuck INSIDE the very force that easily had the potential to wipe out not only the Cat people but the Doge people too. Desperately Mittens psychically reached out to his friends for help; Nyan Cat- the first Cat Poptart hybrid(thanks to his experiments), and Cat kingdoms Greatest inventor that also did illegal internet studies with out the kings knowledge or consent. He was currently working on what he called a "Nyan Powerup". The other friend Mittens Physically called out to was Grumpycat- A great war general that hated everything including war simply because it was "annoying." Little did mittens know that by reaching out for help the Internet saw it as a cry for help by the Doges. As a result the internet created reinforcements. But, the reinforcements weren't cat or Doge people. they were dozens of new species of memes all with their own distinguished culture. Luckily Grumpy and Nyan cat had heard mittens plea for help. General grumpy cat sent his army to help the king and Nyan cay went to his lab to grab his prototype Powerup. Only problem was the King has recently found out about his "experiments and had closed his lab despite his protests. Luckily The kings son the  Prince LOL not only believed in the internet but knew it was essential in winning the war. He successfully smuggled Nyancat's prototype out of the lab and onto the battlefield then LOL joined his father on the battlefield. They fought diligently beside him as they were  attacked by what called themselves "freakin narwals!", ponies, and Lobster doges who were now capable of laser fire. The King was sure the walls of the kingdom would be able to withstand the attacks from these strange new species of memes, but he sorely was wrong. Seconds later massive sections of the wall was abolished by what looked like pix-elated suicide bombing shrubbery. The doges forces entered through one of holes in the kingdoms not-so-great-anymore-walls and captured a friend the King's best friend who just happened to be the secretary of defense. The doges then proceeded announced to the King that if he did not face them the secretary of defense would become the late secretary of defense. The king immediately raced to his friends rescue by going to face the mysterious cloaked leader of the doges. Upon doing so he was immediately stabbed by the clocked figure who then revealed him self to be The Troll. Next he turned his attention to the prince who had just witnessed this horrific event. The Troll then disappeared and reappeared next to the young (and not very instinctive ) prince, The Troll lifted Lol by the neck until he was dangling several feet above the ground. The Troll was about to deliver the death blow with his knife when he decided to savor the moment by just holding Lol there watch him gasp for air. At the same time mittens was wathing this happen within the internet, Thats when Mitten's looked into Lol's very soul and saw that he was the only one that could save them now. Finally The Troll was satasfied with Lol's struggling and lifted the knife to deliver the death blow. "Weather you be a cat, a poptart, both or even an Anthro cat such as your self. You will all eventually either die or bow before me." said Troll. With that being said he plunged the knife into Lol. In The troll's eyes he had won, he had captured the secutary defence, killed the king along with his son. It was only a matter of time now before his armies had conquered the entire cat kingdom. Only Lol wasn't dead. Just as the knife entered Lol's chest Mittens had used his great knowledge and abilities of the internet to pull LOL's Soul and consciousness into the internet. He told Lol that he was in the internet and that Troll was defeating his people with stupid overused memes. He told Lol that the only way to fight them was with even stupider memes. Lol had but one question "Can I has some of that cheeseburger?" he asked pointing to a floating cheeseburger made of binary code. "YES That's the spirit!" mittens replied shoving a burger in Lol's mouth "now goooooooooooooooo!" and with that he sent Lol back into reality. Lol awoke on the ground awoke with his fathers sword at his side and standing next to him Troll laughing maniacally. Lol knew what he had to do, he grabbed the sword and combined it with the powerup then harnessed the internets power  screaming "LOOOOOLLLLL" as he did so (for dramatic effect). Lol was then temporarily turned into a cat-poptart hybrid and proceeded he avenge his father, defeat The Troll and end the war with his new found awesome power, but the power was too much for him to control. powerup Lol had gotten from Nyan cat hadn't just helped Lol harness some of of the internet's power( like mittens and The Troll)... he had harnessed all of it. The power was too much for him to control and was blasted into oblivion a trail of rainbows behind him. By now the internet had settled down enough for Mittens to emerge from the internet and brought the Cats, Doges, and all the other new meme species together in peace. He renamed the land 4Chan abolishing both the Cat and Doge kingdoms. From that day on the memes lived in peace (for the most part) with Mittens as their king.