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It has been many years since the great war between the Doges and the Cats, and much has changed. As you know during the war many new meme species were created by Internets power so the Doge and Cat people were no longer alone. Immediately after the war Mittens decided to step up as king, he would have given the honor to Prince Lol but he had gone missing.... also not everyone wanted Lol to rule, his father had been so against the internet and held them back from evolving their society. They thought that the sins of the father were also the sons. So mittens was chosen as leader. As king the first thing mittens did was abolish the cat kingdom and Doge fort and renamed the land 4chan. Mittens sent out many search parties to find the lost price Lol (who was now just the Great Hero Lol)  but they all came back empty handed.  With the coming years 4Chan grew larger and larger, many new great kingdoms and cities were formed  such as: Memetopalis the capital and home to King Mittens, New Equestria, Home of the Brony's and Pegisisters, The Tumblr Topia Arpeggios, 4Chan's Military and education capital also home to many fandoms. The Sci Fi Zone Dome, head of technology and science the most advanced place in all of 4Chan, Fan Fiction city home to all OC's , Gender bends, and so forth, The Shipping Sage mountains home to the shipping sages, and Deviant City home to many great artists and authors. These are just a few of the many new civilizations under Mittens Rule.

"Ok Alpha and Beta will enter the garden using the east entrance of the garden. Charlie and Delta will go through the north. Echo and Foxtrot will go in through the northeast. Gama, Hotel, and India, you guys will go through the south entrance. Juliette, Kilo, Lima, Mike, and November, you guys will enter through the west gates. Alpha, you guys will go straight to the center fountain, hold them off and alert the other units is there is any danger coming their way. Beta, you guys have been tasked with defending the east side of the garden you have proven you can handle it. Charlie, Delta, you guys are in-charge of the north, herd them into the north west corner then strike. What ever you do don't let them get into the maze though. Echo and Foxtrot you guys are going to be  handling the north east corner a.k.a the main entrance. That's where the loading trucks are going to be your focus is doing to be strategic offence, do not let them escape.Gama there is going to be a lot of them heading towards the north where the highest density of animals are so you are going t plow through to the north taking out as many as you can then assist charlie, and delta. Hotel and India will stay behind to manage the south. Juliette, Kilo, and Lima, you guys get the maze, I know its difficult but you can handle it, you guys know that maze like the back of your hands don't let it confuse you. Mike and November, you guys get to take the west with mike on offence and November on Defense. Remember captures to a Maximum and Casualties to a Minimum. Got it?

"GOT IT" We all replied in unison.

"Good, Now grab your gear and head to the garden!"

                                                  ~27 Minutes later~

     I stepped over a topiary giraffe's head and ducked behind what remained of its body

"This is Beta Captain Radiant Cream checking in, beta what is your status?"

there was the sound of static for a few seconds then

"This is Joshua of Beta squad Just stragglers over here now although up ahead there looks like there is around seven or eight of them."

"Ok, take Kristy and Catermellon, handle that cluster. As for the rest of you I want you to take care of the stragglers"

"Yes ma'am!" they all replied over the com

I looked around taking in my surroundings, so far east had only lost five dogs, 3 cats, 6 seals, 2 giraffes, one anthro wolf and a cheese burger. Not to bad but not good either.