Chapter ~His Blue Balls

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To Ollie ~ 

Mate, she's gorgeous, a whole day talking to her and showing her round and acting like a good little citizen when all I  wanted to do was slam her down and fuck her till she didn't know her own name, I swear my balls still feel blue even after three rounds on my own fucking hand. 

From Ollie ~

Sounds traumatic but did you even spend time to know anything about her, she could be the most annoying person on earth and you wouldn't know, you think too much with your dick, not your head. 

To Ollie ~

I know, but I can't help it, I was showing her the maths room she was going to be in and all of a sudden my head turned the meter ruler into a meter long dildo and I was pounding it into her on the desk. 

From Ollie ~ 

You have a problem. I think you're a sex addict. We need to get you help. 


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