Me: Mom, did Dad buy anything useful?
Mom: Of course! He bought Bath & Body works to make us look cute!
Me: Mom, I said useful.

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Are You Ready For Round 2? (SECOND RANDOMNESS BOOK WOOOOO)
RandomARE YOU READY TO STEP BACK IN TO THE LAND OF RANDOM? IF SO, *tosses you a Hope Bagel* WELCOME BACK AND I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR STAY IN THE LAND OF RANDOM
Useful
Me: Mom, did Dad buy anything useful?
Mom: Of course! He bought Bath & Body works to make us look cute!
Me: Mom, I said useful.