Dave's POV
"God, you were out there long enough, what were you doing?" I asked Kat as she walked into the classroom.
"It was great, he didn't shout at me, he's actually really cool.He called 'Rebecca a bitch, said I was funny as fuck, likes Sonic Youth, gave me a cigar and said we can buy pot and cigars of him anytime we want for a 'good price' if we don't tell anybody"
"What a great teacher!" I replied, almost taken aback by how cool he sounded.
I then suddenly felt the eyes of the class fall upon me.
"Wow, I thought you two would have got the message to shut up after I sent..." Rebecca snapped her fingers, trying to remember Kat's name, not that she would have known it.
"Kat," Mr Lydon helped her, slyly winking at Kat as he did so.
" after I sent Kat out!" she continued, " now then, as you are seemingly also so very clever, how does masturbation work in women?"
"Like what Kat said but with fingers instead of a dick" I answered smugly.
"I've had enough of this. You, out of my lesson! You can wait outside until the lesson is finished so there is no further disruption in my lesson.Mr Lydon will stay out there with you to keep an eye on you. Now out!" Rebecca practically screamed. I made my way over to the door, Mr Lydon following me seeming fed up."God, what a pain in the arse she is!" he exclaimed when we got out of the classroom.
"I know!"
"Honestly, all I wanted to do was to sit and read my magazine, I've read about three sentences since the start of the lesson! So, what's your name then?"
I laughed, Kat was right about him being a great teacher.
"Dave Grohl"
"Anyway, I see you were pretty close with Kat back there, anything going on with you two?"
"Well, actually sir.."
"Please, call me John" he butted in.
"Actually, John, I've asked her on a date tonight. I told her it was a surprise as to where we're going, but I have no idea where to take her, I'm screwed!" It was so cool how I was just talking to him like a friend, not a teacher.
"I say, take her somewhere nice for dinner, then get ice cream or something, and do you have a car?"
"No, but I could borrow my sister's, I guess"
"Drive her up to that cliff overlooking the city,make it real cheesy, and tell her how you feel and all that shit. She'll be in your arms in no time!"
"Wow, thanks John!"
Right on time, the bell for the end of the lesson rang.
"Anytime kid!" he spoke as I walked back towards the classroom.
"Also, Dave?"
I turned back to face him.
"Why are you dressed like Joey Ramone?"
I laughed, " that's exactly what Kat said!"
"See ya!"
I waved as he walked back into the classroom, as Kat had brought my bag out for me."Hey, so I was thinking, we could buy some pot from Mr Lydon at lunch and maybe smoke it tonight at the wood clearing?" Kat almost shouted as we made our way through the crowded hallway.
"It's our date tonight, remember?"
"Oh, shit yeah! How could I forget, I'm so sorry!"
She looked over at me guiltily. I grabbed her hand and squeezed it to show her it's okay.
"We could still buy some today though, and smoke it tomorrow?"
"That'd be nice" Kat smiled before waving goodbye to me as she walked towards gym.Kat's POV
"I'm just really fucking nervous, I don't even know why!" I groaned as Claire, Jen and I trudged around the race track, watching as the popular, sporty people sped past us as if it was the fucking Olympics.The teacher didn't seem to care that we were walking, I mean who wants to run around a race track in the freezing cold at 11am on a Tuesday morning?
"Honestly, if you're worried about it going bad, it will NEVER be as bad as mine and Krist's first date. I've never told anyone about this, so feel lucky, you two.He took me to fucking McDonald's, then spilt his coke all over the me and the table, and decided that we should just run out of there, don't fucking ask me why. I really fancied him at this point, so I just went along with it. Also,bear in mind, I was wearing a white shirt. So this McDonald's worker followed us out and decided to chase us down the street shouting, 'Come back here and get that cleaned up!' at the top of her lungs. Anyway, she eventually gave up, and we were a few blocks away from McDonald's by now. We were both fucking knackered, I was sat on the pavement trying to catch my breath, and I realised I'd forgotten my fucking purse. Krist and I had just walked from his house, as it wasn't too far away, so we didn't have a car. We had to walk all the way back to McDonald's, and I made Krist do the walk of shame back in to get my purse, seeing as my shirt was completely see through. And that was pretty much it, I spent the night at Krist's, and we ended up fucking, so you know, silver lining!" Claire laughed as she retold the story.
"Wow, thanks for that, I feel much better now!" The three of us were in fits of laughter at this. It seemed exactly like something Krist would do. Gym eventually ended, so we made our way up to our spot in the woods for lunch.We joined the guys, who were already sat in their usual spots.Jen and I ended up laughing and looking over at each other every time we looked at Krist.
" What?" Krist eventually asked,looking confused.
"Tell Dave and Kurt about your first date with Claire" Jen spoke, already laughing.
Krist laughed and rolled his eyes, "Fine!"
He retold the story to us, hanging his head in shame as we all laughed at him.
"Hey, it's turned out alright though, look at us now!" Krist spoke after the story was over, putting his arm around Claire so her head rested on his chest.
"I don't feel too bad about our date now" Dave whispered in my ear. I smiled, I was so excited for tonight now."Hey, we've still got another 15 minutes left of lunch, how about we go get some pot from Mr Lydon?" Dave spoke.
" Who's Mr Lydon?" Claire and Jen both questioned in unison.
"We'll introduce you to him"
" How about we all put our money in and get a shit load, then come back here after school tomorrow to smoke it?" I asked, quite proud of my idea.
The rest of the group agreed. We all put as much money as we had in a pile in the middle of our circle, which I then kept hold of as we walked towards Mr Lydon's classroom."John?" Dave pushed open the door to the classroom.
"Ah, Dave, Kat, who are the others then?"
"Kurt, Krist, Claire and Jen" I spoke, gesturing to each one of them.
"Alright, what are you wanting then?"
" You got any pot we can buy?" Dave asked.
" I do, how much you got?"
" Erm, $95 between us" I spoke, handing him the money.
"Fucking hell" John laughed before unlocking a drawer in his desk and handing me the large plastic bag. We each thanked him.
"Anytime"
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Up in Arms - A Dave Grohl Fanfic
RomanceKat is new in Aberdeen High. She meets Dave and Krist on her first day and is soon introduced to the rest of the gang, but she only has eyes for Dave.