How to deal with Gryffindors

Using your skills

Gryffindors are not usually well trained in the dark arts.

Then again,Slytherins are! This trick is for pure entertainment purposes.  The prep leading up to it, is extremely basic. Well, basic if you consider training snakes to suck out poison in a gentle enough way for the victim to not even notice,taking about 21 months of preparing. JUST JOKING. It only takes 10 months. No,seriously that is not the trick. I'll save the 10 month snake process for next chapter.

To prepare for a successful version of this prank, you'll need to watch some of your Gryffindor classmates very closely in Defense against the Dark Arts class. Make sure that when deciding on the young fellow that will be receiving this joke is not to bright and not very good at dark art spells. Also, it is a good idea to hunt down a Gryffindor member with not many friends so they have no back-up. Neville is perfect! Make sure your chosen location is a deserted area with absoloutly no Professers and no other Gryffindors!

Okay, now we get down to the base of the prank! Send a parchment note out indicating a Dumbledores Army meeting in your hidden location. The catch is, only invite the one person. Before he/she arrives, drink a small slip of that polyjuice potion prepared before. When the vicitm walks in you'll be dressed like Hagrid, and the potion will have transformed you. Simpley say that he or she is the first student to arrive and that you are taking over this one meeting for Harry. Begin to practice some spells. When your Gryffindor student attempts her/his paralizying spell, hold up a mirror. The spell will bounce off the mirror and hit the Gryffindor.

The last finishing touch is easy. Simpley go to find Harry,saying you need a moment to talk to him. Bring him down to Nevilles room where is out cold and "Imperio" harry so he says he hurt Neville,! From there you must  simpley perform one more Imperius curse on Hagrid so he says he held the meeting and go tell on your worthless rivals.

I'LL UPLOAD MORE SOON! ENJOY!