Q: How many seconds are there in one year?
A: 12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
Q: What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?
A: A deck of playing cards.
Q: How many bananas can you eat if your stomach is empty?
A: Just one—after that, it's not empty anymore.
Q: What do you call a bear without an ear?
A: A "b".
Q: Why was the chef embarrassed?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing!
Q: Where is the ocean the deepest?
A: On the bottom!
Q: What do you break before you use it?
A: An egg!
Q: Why did the boy throw a bucket out the window?
A: He wanted to see the waterfall.
Q: Why did the boy throw butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see the butterfly.
Q: Why did the boy throw his watch out the window?
A: He wanted to see time fly.
Q: Which is the most curious letter?
A: Y?
Q: What did zero say to eight?
A: Nice belt.
Q: What do pandas have that no other animal has?
A: Baby pandas!
Q: Why can't someone living in Maine be buried in Florida?
A: Because he's still living!
Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has thousands of letters?
A: The Post Office!
Q: What word begins and ends with an E, but only has one letter?
A: Envelope!
Q: What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
A: Short!
Q: I have a head but no body, a heart but no blood. Just leaves and no branches, I grow without wood. What am I?
A: Lettuce!
Q: What do you throw out when you want to use it, but take in when you don't want to use it?
A: An anchor.
Q: What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of?
A: Trouble.
Q: If a red-house is made of red bricks, has a red wooden door, and a red roof, and a yellow-house is made of yellow bricks, has a yellow wooden door, and a yellow roof, then what is a green-house made of?
A: Glass.
Q: What can run, but never walks? Has a mouth, but never talks? Has a head, but never weeps? Has a bed, but never sleeps?
A: A river.
Q: The man who made it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What am I talking about?
A: A coffin.
Q: This word I know? Six letters it contains. Take away the last .... and only twelve remains. What is the word?
A: "Dozens"
What does December have that other months don't have?
The letter D.
