Q: Why is the longest human nose on record only eleven inches long?
A: Because if it was twelve inches it would be a foot.
Q: You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I?
A: A telephone.
Q: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
A: If you answer that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
Q: You can't keep this until you have given it.
A: A promise.
Q: Your mother's brother's only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?
A: Your father.
Q: Take off my skin -- I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
A: An onion.
Q: The capital of Turkey is a long word. Can you spell it?
A: I-T.
Q: What goes up and down without moving?
A: Stairs.
Q: What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?
A: Fire.
Q: What has a foot on each side and one in the middle?
A: A yardstick.
Q: What has four eyes but cannot see?
A: Mississippi.
Q: What has no beginning, end or middle and touches every continent?
A: The ocean.
Q: What has no beginning, end, or middle?
A: A doughnut.
Q. What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A. A clock!
Q. What is the easiest way to double your money?
A. Put it in front of the mirror of course!
Q. What has a thumb and four fingers but is not alive?
A. A glove.
Q. What has a neck but no head?
A. A bottle.
Q. What gets wetter as it dries?
A. A towel.
Q. What goes up and doesn't come back down?
A. Your age.
Q. What belongs to you but is used more by others?
A. Your name.
Q. Everyone has it and no one can lose it, what is it?
A. A shadow.
Q. It's been around for millions of years, but it's no more than a month old. What is it?
A. The moon.
Q: I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?
A: The letter e. End, timE, spacE, Every placE
Q: At night they come without being fetched. By day they are lost without being stolen. What are they?
A: The stars.
Q: What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?
A: The letter 'n'.
Q: The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?
A: Darkness
Q: What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
A: A penny.
