CONFUSED AF.

Why Is He Following Me?

(INTRO)
It was the month of march. Stupid holidays. Boring as hell. Who ever says that? Right?
Well that was me some years ago when I used to live alone. Now I live with my cats. I'm gonna be forever alone. Cats suck. But I want company. Dogs are too huge for my one bed room apartment.
"Hey you stupid cats...stop scratching my couch"
So where was I?
Umm..lemme introduce myself. I'm Aobocodo (A-OH-BO-CO-DO). Just kidding. My name is Noma. Kathrino Noma. Call me Koma. I prefer that nickname.

(REAL STORY BEGINS)
It's 9pm. The sun is no more. But why? Why did the moon keep following me when I was a kid? Why did my parents lie that the moon loved me when they themselves abandoned me? Why are there so many shooting stars tonight? Why is it...wait what SHOOTING STARS?!!! I closed my eyes and started wishing.
"Hey shooting star. Why am I always alone? I feel like no one likes me. Girls stare at me cuz ik they are jealous of my beautiful features and hot body. I got no BFF. No BF either. Guys think im a lunatic but with a hot bod. Cuz I don't really know how to talk to people. Let's just say I have a world of my own. So f**k yourself shooting star. I'm happy the way I am."
Waoh drinking alone and sitting alone in the park is kinda relaxing.

I've already seen the reality of life. Felt it. Deep down in my bones.

*sniff*
*cough*
*COUGH*
*COUGH!!!!!!!!*
"HEY WHO IS THAT?"

Someone "Hey you! Can't you shut it for a moment.!!!! I can't sleep bitch! "

Koma: ("HOW DARE YOU..IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!")
That was what I was gonna yell at that person who interrupted my "ME-TIME" But I gotta hide my Identity.
Koma : deh! I'm so sorry! I was kinda high. I'm really sorry.

Someone : okay. Just keep it shut for now.

Koma : I'm really sorry (starts crying) I won't ever do it. Its all my fault. Like the fault in my stars. Well f that shitty movie and book.

Someone : okay. I got it. I got it. Now keep....

Koma : please. Forgive me. Its all my fault.

Someone : wait. Shut...

Koma : I'm really really.....

Someone : " HEY YOU BITCH STOP ACTING LIKE THAT. IM NOT A FOOL. SHUT IT."

It was dark. As that "someone" come closer to you, you could see how tall he is. A voice that deep would only belong to a guy.

Koma : HEY! you. you...Who...who.. are you! (In a trembling voice. Cuz I gotta keep a secret)
The street light helped you see his face clearly. He was hot. And his knitted eyebrows made him hotter.

Someone : HEY! SHUDDUP.! DONT TALK TO ME LIKE THAT. DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM?

Koma (that's why I asked you asshole. -_-)

Koma : I'm sorry. I didn't..

Someone : DONT TALK LIKE THAT!

Koma : oh yes. Sorry.

Someone : *sigh* hey you. So before I tell you my name. I'll let you introduce yourself first.

Koma : well my name is ALEXIA (gotta hide it)

Someone : okay. Enough. Well I Am Darkza Zoma. You can call me Daddy.

Koma : ohh alright. Well I gotta go its getting dark. Mr. Daddy.

Darkza : well. I'm gonna tell you about me. I was born in a very
Respected ninja clan. I was taught to kill mercilessly. My parents were strict as hell. They wouldn't let me have dinner unless I brought home an organ from the body of the humans I killed. But I had other plans. I came here and created a clan of my own......

Koma : ( dumbass trying to act cool)

Darkza : blah blah blah blah......

You felt asleep while listening to his UNBELIEVABLE story.