CONFUSED AF.

I AINT GONNA LOSE!

(Koma's POV)
I have no idea how I ended in my room. I wish I could remember what happened last night.
Anyways I'm safe.
I slowly reached for my left thigh where I usually hide my gun.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Shit. Where did it go? If anyone finds that gun I'm dead. I like sleeping with the lights on. Who switched off all the light..my room is never so dark.. Dark?.. Why does it sound so familiar. Dark? Darky? Dardy? Daddy? Ohh..wait. Darkza. That asshole. Did he touch me? My gun is surely with that son-of-a-gun.

I got out of my bed. Got ready.
Fed the cat. Took my knife with me.

And locked my  apartment. Now to search for that dumbo.
Wait. How am I suppose to do that? Where will I find that ninja? Shit.

I went back to my apartment to come up with a better plan.

I thought and thought. That's when my phone rang .
"IMMA A BARBIE GIRL..IN A BARBIE WORLD.."

Shitty ringtone. If I wasn't assigned this mission I would have crushed this phone right then.

Koma : hello?

Weird voice : "heys ifss yous wants yours guns comes ands gets its. I'lls bes waitings for yous."

Koma : "stahp hissing. And tell me where!!"

Weird voice : "solves thes riddles ims gonnas sends yous ins a minutes tos yours addresssss."

Koma : "okay. I'll find you and I'll kill you. Hahaha "

Weird voice : "waits whats??! yous crazys womans."

Koma : " don't you geddit. The meme?"

Weird voice : ".............."

*Beeeeeeeeeeep*

I waited outside my front door. I'm not that stupid. He told me he'll be delivering a riddle after a minute. So I thought I might as well hide to scare that hissing dumbo. I found a cardboard box big enough so that I could fit in.

Koma : (" KHEE KHEE KHEE" )

Just then I heard footsteps near my door. Shit. Should have made some holes so that I could see. I think he just dropped something.
Nows my chance.

"1..2..&..3...hey whoever you are. You have the rights to remain..."
Huh..where'd he go? There was no one. I ran down the stairs. Man. He must be fast to cover the whole 200 steps. I live on the 7th floor. He must be a ninja too. I've seen in cartoons that's ninjas are pretty good in hiding and in disguising themselves.

I climbed the stairs again. I must hurry. But...*BAM* I bumped with an old lady.

Koma : "ohh..I'm so sorry. Are you hurt."

Old lady : "its okays dears. Ims quites alrights"

Koma : " oh..thats a relie....wait. You hisser. I know its you."

I grabbed his hands

Old lady : "ohhhs dearss..stops its yous nastys girls. How's dares yous attacks ans olds ladys. Yous makes funs ofs mys accents?"

Koma : (ohh no I can't take his mask off...maybe she's real. Omg she is REAL! )

I quickly let go of her hands and apologised for my mistake.

Old lady : " Bitchs. Justs gos ands
Solves thes riddles"

Koma : "wait. What? How DARE you....IM gonna catch you this.."

Damn he is really a ninja. I couldn't catch him.