NOT Your Grandma's Book of Progressive Erotica: Vol 6

Void

Masturbation isn't a bad thing. I have a higher than average sexdrive and sometimes I just need to rub one out so I don't fuck my couch, or my pillow. I suppose I could buy a pocket pussy, but I would hate having to clean the thing out. Just stroke yourself and then shoot the boys into the toilet, condom, dirty shirt, towel, or down the shower drain.

Considering how much I masturbated, I had several options to choose from for cleaning up. To be honest, the best one was the condom. Since I wasn't having sex with anyone, the condoms were going to expire anyway, so I figured I'd put them to good use. I didn't use them all the time, but if I had to rub one out real quick and dispose of the evidence, a condom would be the best option.

When I finally met a girl who I liked, I was so used to taking care of myself that I didn't even find her sexually attractive in any way at all. Sure she was cute, but I wasn't aroused when I was with her. Even when we had sex I had a difficult time getting an erection and keeping it. Most nights I would make up an excuse as to why I wasn't performing well and then just go to sleep.

After many cum-less cream-pies that should have been, she asked me to cum into her mouth because she thought I was faking orgasms with her. Truth be told, I wasn't having orgasms at all, nor was I faking them. I would lie to her and tell her I got off as she was cumming and make it seem like we had perfect timing. Those white lies would soon get me in trouble though when I went over to her place that Friday night.

She walked me to her room and then pulled my pants down, as well as my boxers. Sucking my cock and jerking it, she eventually got me hard. I hadn't masturbated a final time that day, so I was hoping that I would at least be able to perform a little bit for her.

Sucking my cock for quite some time, she then told me to finish myself since she was unable. I wasn't used to masturbating in front of someone else, but that's basically what I was doing. Beginning to jerk myself off, she patiently waited on her knees with an open mouth and rested her tongue against the head of my cock. I jerked myself off for quite some time and then finally felt as if the time would come.

"I'm gonna cum," I told her.

Her eyes seemed to light up in anticipation of finally seeing me cum for once. All the other times had been lies anyway, but now I couldn't afford to lie to her, this time it had to happen for real, right into her mouth. As I felt myself reach orgasm, I stuck my head inside her mouth and then felt my cock throb in my hand. It felt as though I had cum into her mouth, but when I opened my eyes and looked down at her, there was nothing on her tongue.

"Did you swallow it already?" I asked.

"No," she replied angrily. "You didn't even cum!"

"I'm sorry, I swear I got off though. I don't know what's wrong with me."

"Well I do," she snapped back. "You don't find me attractive."

"No, that's not it at all," I assured her. "I–". I wasn't even sure how the words would sound to her: I masturbate before I see you. Yeah, that would make her feel great.

"You what?" she questioned me.

"I, think I have a problem," I mumbled, as I hung my head in shame.

She stood up and then gave me a big hug.

"It's okay," she said to me. "No matter what it is, we'll work through it together. I promise."