Lexie was calmly playing the Sims 3 Island Paradise with the most derpy look on her face. Suddenly, as her merman Salty dives and swims around, she notices Salty’s tail has gotten pretty large. When Salty resurfaced from diving, she put on a pouty face and began scolding Salty, “Satly, your tail is starting to get on the larger side… You need to work on that.” He got his ‘bitch please’ face on, and he replies with, “Woman, I got a mer-child on the way! I don’t give damn about my tail ‘being on the larger side,’ Elle likes it!” Suddenly, Elle pops up next to him, “Uh, no. It clearly says I’m ‘athletic,’ as in I’m attracted to athletic people”
“Girl, shut up with your pregnant self!” Salty replied. Elle flips him off and swims away. “I’ll delete the WooHoo action if you don’t get in shape!” Lexie threatened. Salty gasped in fear, “You wouldn’t!” Lexie glared at her computer screen like a maniac, “Try me, merman. TRY ME!” She readied her finger on the delete button.
“I hate this.” Salty murmured as he runs as fast as he can on the treadmill while all the other people stare at his scaley legs. Elle walks up next to the machine, “Hunny, you better ready your tail for later” She winks and walks away, while people stare at HER scaley legs as she walks away. Suddenly, a Betty sim appears and says, “Ugh, freaks.” Then she pulls out her magic wand, creates an apple, and eats it as she walks off.
Writer's note: Ain't sims the best? :P
--Lexie
