Story of my Life

WOULD YOU RATHER

The title explains what we are doing today.

INTERNET FADS

Would you rather

Snort a condom

Or

Lick someones eyeball

RETARDED SHIT

Would you rather

Snort glue

Or

Smoke bath salts

If you were the opposite gender would you rather be

Lesbian/gay

Or

Straight

Would you rather

Eat poop

Or

Eat poop

Would you rather

Date the crush you had from 5 years ago

Or

Dance in your undies and post it on the internet

Would you rather

Get a divorce

Or

Dicover that your being cheated on

Would you rather

Eat elephant poop

Or

Eat squid sushi cooked by me (I can't cook anything that needs more work than a sandwich so... idk anything about squid)

Would you rather

go vegan

Or

Never get married.

Please leaver your answers below!