Alright so you might have read the title and thought,"
OMG, FINALLY JONAS IS GONNA TELL US ABOUT HIS SEX LIFE, YAAAAAAY!".
No sadly not
But I just wanna say , girls got it hard.
I was at a public pool, and little droplets of blood were coming out of the girl's swimsuit.
When the lifeguard saw it, he told us all to evacuate the pool
Sooooooooooooooooooooo women and periods, y'all got it hard
Second thing I wanted to talk about
So my cousin is 10 now and she's learning about ......the magical act that creates babies
And sadly she's also learning about, vagina and penis and ya know the usual , the good stuff
She came up to me and she just plain out asked me this
"How do men put on their boxers? Won't their penis stick out, and I am never letting a man split me into pieces with that monster!!"
How do you answer that, I did the most rational thing, and I told her everything. This is what I said
" Oh don't worry any guy that wants to have sex with you is gonna have to go through me first."
Can you guys notice what I said wrong?
I said , go through me first, which to her sounded like I wanted to have sex with men.
Yup, now she's running around the house telling everyone I am gay, there isn't a problem with that, but I am not.
I understand I have a very interesting sex life that people that saw this chapter thought they'd learn about . Sorry
Love everyone
Bye babies
I will be a father one day so soon, exciting
