There was a boy named Tarkquanishalakeda. He liked candy. One day this boy saw a man in a black van. He went up to the man and asked for candy. The man got out and threw Tarkquanishalakeda in the back of his van. In the van there were four skinny old men. They all grinned at each other as the noticed Tarkquanishalakeda. The men began to crawl towards him. He pulled out a stick. "Back with you!" Tarkquanishalakeda shouted as he hit the old men with his stick. The men recoiled, but two stayed and grabbed Tarkquanishalakeda's arms. He was stuck now.