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[From: Lukey]

can you put in a notice that I won't be home tonight so no one worries

[From: MIKEY!!!]

this is the fifth time this week

[From: MIKEY!!!]

you better be in pristine condition tomorrow morning because we have an interview

[From: MIKEY!!!]

I stg if you look freshly fucked I'm punching you

[From: Lukey]

I'm out with my buddies and I've had a bit to drink so I'm crashing at their place

[From: MIKEY!!!]

LOL what buddies?

[From: Lukey]

i have more than three friends

[From: MIKEY!!!]

sure ya do lukey pookey

[From: Lukey]

I do 😤

[From: Lukey]

because you aren't considered a friend anymore

[From: MIKEY!!!]

cool.

[From: MIKEY!!!]

anyway don't get pregnant tonight

[From: MIKEY!!!]

and I'll see you at high noon tomorrow

[From: Lukey]

don't remind me

[From: Lukey]

I only want sleep💀

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Story of the day: It was pouring the rain rather bad while I was driving out to the mall with a friend, and I'm pretty sure I hydroplaned for a few seconds and I started screaming while my friend carried on with their conversation. like ok.

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