Sweet Troubles: An Assassination Classroom Fanfiction

Let Me Take a Bite!

Karma woke up with his alarm clock ringing. He stopped the alarm and stretched out in his bed.

I finally have a chance to kill a teacher today. He smirked to himself and rolled over in his bed to see if Takamura was awake. She was sleeping soundly on a mat, probably brought the same way how she appeared into his room. He got off the bed and went towards her.
Her skin is really flawless without a single scratch on it. He leaned closer to get a better look.
Also, her body doesn't look that tough. Has she never done manual labor or anything dirty? He then caught himself leaning too close to her . He backed off and stood up.
Whatever. She was the one who wanted to watch me.

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I was awoken in the morning by the rustling of bed covers. I sat up woozily as I yawned and rubbed my blurry eyes. I looked up and saw that Karma's back was towards me. "Good morning, Karma." I said out loud without thinking. He turned around with his eyebrows raised. "Oh! sorry, sorry! I meant Akabane." I muttered. He gave a little laugh.
"It's fine, you can call me by my first name."
"Oh okay, Karma. Then you can call me Shirayuki." I said with a relieved smile.
"Sure, Shirayuki. By the way, do you have an anti- Korosensei knife, pair of scissors, and tape?" Karma looked at me knowingly. I grinned and snapped my fingers.
"Sure do. I was wondering when you were going to ask that."

It was a good thing Karma doesn't ask any questions like, "How did you come into my room?" or "Why are you going to be with me?" or "How did those things appear out of nowhere?". The truth is, I couldn't stand just knowing what the characters in the anime/manga or movie/book didn't know so I just "came in". That's the whole reason. I have some special ability to "go in" animes or books when I want to. I always thought, what's the use of having this ability, but it's actually pretty useful. Time doesn't pass at all and neither do I age in reality so that's even better. Anyways I could tell him bit by bit later.

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We were at the top of the stairs, outside at the field, watching E class in P.E.
"Well, have a great time killing," I spoke to him as Nagisa and Sugino came over.
Karma smirked. "Oh I will." Nagisa looked up and saw him.
"Nagisa, sup. It's been awhile." Karma spoke.
His eyes widened. "Karma...You're back?" Karma gave a innocent smile. He then glanced at someone behind the E class that was coming towards the school building.
"Oh? So this is the notorious Korosensei!" He pushed past the other students as he walked up to him. I followed him down. "Ah..Mr. Akabane, am I correct? I understand your suspension ends today. Welcome back! That said, tardiness is a no no." Korosensei's face turned purple with a dark purple "x" across his face. Karma gave a innocent, nervous laugh. "Hahah, It's kind of tricky getting back into the swing of things. Oh, feel free to call me by my first name." He held out his hand, "Anyways, I heard some good things teach, nice to meet ya." Korosensei stuck out his hand to shake Karma's. "The pleasures all mine. Should be a fun and educational year!"
Here it comes...
Karma held the alien octopus' hand and squeezed. The arm blew right off. The class stood shock silent and watched the yellow tentacle on the ground wiggle around. I couldn't help it but wonder how the tentacle looked and felt so I walked up to it. As I was walking, Karma threw his empty juice box away(a play to make him look casual) and pulled out a anti-sensei knife underneath his uniform jacket. He took a striking blow at Korosensei. He dodged it with ease, although, he was still surprised.
"Huh, you are fast, aren't ya. Hahah. And who would've thought these knives actually work! I just cut one into strips and tacked them on! Pretty elementary stuff, teach. I'm pretty disappointed that's all it took to take you by surprise. But good jump, if you don't mind coming off like a fraidy cat. What, are you scared of me?" As he walked closer to Korosensei, he finally noticed me trying to touch the amputated limb with interest. He grinned bigger and gave a little laugh. I showed him the What?-Why-can't-I look. He continued on to spook the teacher.
"I heard they called you Korosensei cause you're suppose to be unkillable." The alien's arm regenerated. Karma had a pretty evil grin on his face that would even make Korosensei flinch. "Oh come on, no way could you be this big of a pushover." He leaned right underneath the octopus's face. Korosensei's face turned red with anger and I literally saw veins popping out. I heard Kayana ask Nagisa about Karma from a distance off. As Karma walked off from Korosensei, he played around with the anti-sensei blade and then put it in his pocket. I stopped poking and dissecting the arm to follow Karma back. As we were a hearing distance from the class, Karma spoke to me.
"You really are different from the rest of the girls, in fact different from any people. I can't actually believe you wanted to touch that arm." he snickered.
"Shut up." my face grew redder as he laughed. We walked into the building. Although, instead if going to the classroom, we went right into the teacher's faculty room. Whelp, looks like Korosensei is in for a shock #2.
"Before next period starts I want something nice and cold since it's so hot, you know what I mean?" Karma opened the fridge.
Yes, I know exactly what you mean behind those hidden words. He took out a gelato from the freezer.
"Hey, do you mind holding this while I'm taking my quiz?" he asked. I took the gelato from his hand.
"I don't mind at all as long as you let me take a bite." I gave a grin. Karma smiled back.
"Sure. It's a deal."

~This chapter hasn't been edited by my editor yet either so it's definitely super amateur like. I probably would post the rest of the chapters without having them edited.  I hope you still enjoy reading it though :D!
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