The Greatest Robbery of All Time

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Can your fingers fall off from too much filing? If they can, when then I'm at risk. It's only my first day at work! I never knew how man files a dentist office had.

So far today hasn't been that great. I woke up super late, had no coffee in my house and couldn't stop for some, and I got a phone call from my parents that my perfect little sister go engaged. Now I seem like a nun because I'm 25 and never had a boyfriend. Let alone had sex with a person. Right now I just want to relax in a bubble bath with a good book and candles all around. Only 3 more hours till work is over.

*3 hours later*

Finally my work is done. I'm ready to take my pants and heels off! I've got some pasta for dinner and chocolate cake for dessert. So champagne and Cosmo for the bath! All I need is to run the hot water and ill be settled.

Nothing is better that I warm bath after a long days work. I can feel all my troubles floating away slowly.

After a couple of hours later I wake up to the sound of my doorknob moving. Who could be trying to come in? All my friends have keys already. As I reach for my towel I hear the door open. SOMEONE IS IN MY HOUSE. My cell is in the kitchen so there's no way I can call the cops. I guess I'll have to fight my way out. I grab the champagne bottle and slowly open the door. I spot a tall man in all black rummaging the ought my drawers. This is my chance. I slowly raise the bottle over my head to hit him, and the unthinkable happens. He turns around and my towel falls down!

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