When Levi's House is Empty

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Art by: Larkin

What do you and Levi do together in the rare time when everyone isn't freeloading their crap at Levi's house?

Must be quiet and peaceful right? -Shaylah
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Levi: What did I say about asking this damn brat questions?!

Larkin: Hooray! Another one for me, from the commander herself! ^o^

Shaylah: Yes comrade! Tell me the secrets!!

Larkin: Well, when you guys aren't around-

Levi: You mean: When you guys aren't freeloading your shit.

Shaylah: But... We do it cause we love you!!! ;-;

Levi: Tch.

Larkin: When Levi and I are alone... We go upstairs and then-

Levi: We clean the fucking house from top to bottom to get your filthy dirt out. -_-

Larkin: But sometimes we-

Levi: Tch. You think I'm letting you spill more about our sex life? Hell no. It's bad enough your brat friends keep harrassing me about....

Shaylah: NO! IT'S TOO EARLY RO REMEMBER THE HORROR! ;-;

Larkin: What's wrong with me being on top? Sob sob!

Levi: I'm surrounded by idiots.... Someone ask me a fucking question so I can humiliate my brat wife. -_-

Larkin: No! Or else I'll tell Hannah that you abuse me and use me as your sex slave! You'll never see the light of day again!

Levi: Tch. We all know it's the other way around. -_-

Shaylah: BUUUURN!!

Larkin: Face the wrath of my Hellfire spork. ;-;

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