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Kawaii Commander Shaylah Ali-
Founder of the potato army, brave and a brilliant commander of the army. Although she is most likely to lead you to your death. 

Kawaii Corporal Larkin Ackerman-
Co-founder of the potato army, Right hand potato of the Commander, married to Levi Ackerman and awesome mother of Chicken Misaki Nutella Fucking Ackerman. 

Kawaii Lieutenant Hannah Okumura-
A dedicated warrior and a fierce fighter. Possibly insane but very sweet. Married to Rin Okumura.

Kawaii General Emma Kiriguya-
The one who stops the army from being overrun by idiots. Probably the most sane but then again probably not. One must not question her leadership. Wife of Kazuto Kiriguya.

Kawaii Second Lieutenant Sophie Kagamine- The one with the plan who always knows how to lead the troop to victory when the Corporal and the Commander mess up. Vocaloid obsession on fleek, wife of Len Kagamine.