She is a bitch. I went out with her for some time, I cant remember, she was that unimportant. She gave me the name of Tyler-Chan, which I fucking hated, So I tried my hardest to make a name up that would piss her off, I finally found one and I love the name, Tyler-Kun, I remember one time just before I started going to my new school, she was becoming the pissiest bitch I have ever met, once I started going to my new school, I met my current girlfriend, Hitler was trying to control me and get me to hate her, I eventually told her to fuck off and die, and that she was an ugly whore, it felt so good to finally say it to her, she fucking deserved it, she was one of the worst things to happen in my life, the only thing keeping me attached to her was her cousin, Bethany.
She was probably the worst person for trying to be a control freak, one time I accidentally called her Frances, she flipped shit and kept on trying to get me to end all contact, she also hated almost all of my new friends, the bitch wouldn't even let me talk to half of them, I decided to break ties with her shortly because of this, someone only good for booty calls is a terrible girlfriend.
But it wasn't all bad, one time she decided not to call me 50 times while I was playing TF2, oh wait, no she didn't, I was trying to play a game with Will, my phone was vibrating to the point it could have made the entire Population of the US Orgasm, and believe it or not, she decided to keep on calling even though I went offline and said not to talk to me, she was constantly fucking messaging me and calling me, and when I finally picked up after 2 hours and asked her what the flying fuck she was doing she said "I was bored" That is like calling 999 And asking for a fire truck because you have a gas cooker.
She was always so fucking jealous, if I went up to a bitch (like her, but a female dog) she would get jealous. One time I was talking to Will and she got so jealous she physically came to my house and tried to make me go out with her, I declined because she was being a thirsty bitch, if you keep hassling me you will get fucked over, but she didn't mind getting fucked by me, in fact it was the only thing I could enjoy.
Beth is one of the nicest people I know, she absolutely hated her, which is weird since they are related, her cousin was everything she was meant to be and more, and she fucking hated it because I preferred talking to Beth rather than her, the same goes for Beth's best friend Emily, I absolutely loved it because it would annoy her to the point she would take their stuff and have family come round so they couldn't use their phones, which ultimately failed. This entire section truly adds to the control freak status.
Her bestie is MAH ginga ninja, she is everything that annoyed Chloe, which I liked, so I kept her around, she is outgoing and likes Beth, if any of you have seen the "feminist triggered" picture, I think you can imagine how this duo made her feel.
Why I even went out with her, I only really went out with her to make her feel better about her self, she was going through a hard time, I didn't even have any feelings, not even hate at the time, but I sure do now.
I only realised what a big mistake I made, I realised why no one liked her, she was always acting like a bitch, now with my current girlfriend I actually want to do things with her, but this sub-human shit was repulsive. Like the sort of repulsive shit you find at the bottom of an Auschwitz shower drain.
She was always looking for attention, which didn't work for someone who acted like a cheap £2 reading hooked, she was ugly, small and anorexic, do you know what a flat whore is like? , the exact opposite of what any guy wants, the fact she acted like a booker was great, as that was the only thing she was good for, she was so willing sexually that I could click and she would be in my bed, since she always wanted attention, the nickname I gave my dick I constantly told her that she would become bored after a while.
And finally how my main bitch is infinitely better than that thing that is my ex. She isn't as clingy as her, she was like a fucking retarded dog that I fed once . one time I tried to have a conversation with the subhuman shit, it turned out worse than Jacob's ball, all she fucking does is attention seek, it is like tumblr made into a human, literal fucking cancer, if I had to poss on her to extinguish a fire from her, I would wait until she is dead. She doesn't even stop me from talking to anyone, even the people she hates. She got a good ass. Even just thinking of her makes me tear up. And the best thing is that I dont receive over 70 calls an hour, it is a nice blissful silence, apart from Will shouting at me to get out the fucking corner.
Heil Hitler, yo.
