SCR E AMING

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"I'm Kaylee," the figure spoke and came into view. It was a chicken.

"Okay... That sounds fake but okay," Bek came out of the womb and crossed their arms.

The chicken started screaming loudly and Emily joined in, trying to beat the screams because Emily was a winner

"What the fuck?" Natalie came in, wearing 69 fedoras.

The chicken stopped screaming and Emily looked triumphant. She had won yet another screaming match against an animal.

"Well, m'fedora," Trace pulled a foetus out of his collection and handed it to Emily to feast on, "it is the Meme Moon. It happens once in 420 years and makes meme lovers go meme-crazy."

Natalie tipped all 69 of her fedoras. "That explains why I have the sudden urge to sing the John Cena theme song."

"Did you know 'Cena' means 'dinner' in Spanish?" Mikey said, eating a breadstick.

"According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off of the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think."

"Are you quoting the Bee Movie, Bek?"

As they were about to answer, the chicken started screaming again, as did Emily. She was done with the foetus and wanted to watch Natalie (foetus) and Gary do the naughty.

"As I said, my name is Kaylee and I, as well as all of you, love memes."

"R u sure?"

All of a sudden, Kaylee transformed into Pepe and all of the fedoras started screaming. All 69 of them. They aren't supposed to do that. They're hats.

Emily screamed louder than all 69 hats and earned another foetus. She was pleased.

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What the aCTUAL fuck did I just write

Its me birthday today and I felt the need to look at memes, and I got the idea(s?) For this

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