"BLISSFULLY" wedded to my bestfriend?!?!

Chapter 4

CHAPTER  UNEDITED. WILL BE EDITED SOON.

POV Ayushman:

The car screeched to a halt, throwing Quite-in-slumber me off my seat. Rubbing my injured forehead, I focused on a pretty much familiar surrounding outside the tinted window. The pale white bungalow seemed to be ...mmm..

"OH FUCK!!!!!" It slipped out of my mouth.

There it was---- on a furnished piece of wood, besides that huge iron gate, in Golden block letters- 'GULATI'S'

"Mom...?!" I turned towards my stupidly grinning mother with an 'Explanation-Needed' look.

"Oh we are here! Let's get down, bacha." She looked out of the window, "See! Your Dad is already here, waiting outside."

I groaned and got out of the car. Here I am, with my ENTIRE family to support that idiot for this whole arranged-marriage-fiasco! 

There he was- in his grey uniform, with a few badges here and there. The thick, curled mustache of his added an extra tinge to his masculinity. The thick rod that hung against his bulging, round belly and that rifle of his..... How I wish I owned that!! Gulati Mansion's dear watchman--Shambhu.

"SHAMBHU!!!!" I ran past my dad and hugged that guy. "How's Kesri Bhabhi?"

"She is fine." He said awkwardly.

His gaze shifted to a still-smiling mother and pretty-much in shock dad.

"You know what?!" I whispered dramatically, "There is some guy coming over to see Sparsh. For some reason, this guy is apparently interested in marrying that crazy female, inside!"

Shambhu laughed nervously, "But,Ayushman--"

"And, I have heard,  he has this big mustache, a wart and man breasts!" I interrupted him.

"Ayushman!" Shambhu patted my shoulders," You're that lucky guy..." He smiled sheepishly.

And, I bet the ground under me is tearing apart, while the sky is falling down right on my head!!! What did  this guy just say?!! I stood there frozen for a few long seconds. 

Holding his collar, "This can't be true!!! Take your words back, man!" I sighed dramatically.

"Ayushman, if you are done with your pleasantries, we better go inside"  Dad cut my drama.

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Here we were in the huge gulati mansion going upside down with chaos.

Right, so describing this chaotically funny situation, where Maya aunty had her one hand fixed on her waist while the other was stretched high in the air. The finger tips held a dark-blue boxers with huge Sponge-Bobs all over. Right down at her feet, was a very vulnerable Yuvraj on his knees. He was pleading for something- Obviously the boxers! 

Mahn! I've seen those boxers on him like...........everyday?!

"Pleeeeeaaaasssseeee!!!! Maa, it's all I have in this mean world!!" Yuvraj pleaded joining his hands.

"Those are a really cool pair of boxers aunty!" I interfered, biting back my laughter.

Aunty pulled down her hand which had boxers while her cheeks turned into a shade of red with embarrassment. Sameer uncle, who had long back given up on the situation and was massaging his head all the while, looked up. 

"I know!" Yuvraj snatched the boxers from aunty and turned towards me, "Your help wasn't needed. I had this under control!"

He ran back to his room upstairs. Sameer uncle walked towards the door where the Malhotra family was standing in a state of shock (of-course, except me! I am quite used to this, you know.)