So, I went to town with my friend VictoriousLimelight. We went ot HMV, Blue Banana, Forbidden Planet, Music shops etc.
As we're walking down the street, we see these guys on scooters.
Naturally, I turned around to her and say, " What happened to Skater boys? When did scooters become cool?"
She started singing Skater Boi by Avril Lavigne so, I'm write a parody for your entertainment.
Here goes nothing:
"He was a boy. She was a girl. Could I make it anymore obvious?
She was a punk and he was quite lame. What more could I say?
He thought he was cool but he'd never tell that secretly he knew the truth quite well.
But, all of his friends were starting a trend, a trend that he knew he could never end.
He was a scooter boy. She said you're a loser boy.
He was too stupid for her. But, he had a pretty face
and his head was up space. He needed to come back down to earth...
Five years from now, he sits at home, hugging his scooter he's all alone.
He turns on TV and guess what he sees. The latest skateboard on his TV.
He calls up his friends, they already know and to his dismay, they all so no.
He seems quite down, wearing a frown he looks at the board they all turned dooooown!
He was a scooter boy. She said you're a loser boy.
He was too stupid for her. But, he had a pretty face
and his head was up space. He needed to come back down to earth...
Sorry boy but you missed out. Well, tough luck that board's mine now.
It's the best board in the world. Too bad you did what you were told.
Too bad that you couldn't see, see what fun that bored could be.
It is more than meets the eye. I see you die a bit inside.
It's just a board. I'm just a girl. Can I make it anymore obvious?
It is the best, haven't you heard how we rock each other's world!
He was a scooter boy. She said you're a loser boy.
He was too stupid for her. But, he had a pretty face
and his head was up space. He needed to come back down to earth..."
Parodies are harder to write than they seem. :P
Until next time!
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De TodoJust a product of my boredom and venting out writer's block.
