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MIN YOONGI

I knew I shouldn't have played that game with her.

Since I couldn't be bothered to go anywhere last night like I'd told Jiyeon, she got pissed and didn't speak to me the entire day. In result, I tipped a bucket of water over her head to get some form of speech out of her. Unfortunately, she only screamed.

Then, I found that she fed my Lucky Charms to Grey. I hid her makeup. She pulled all the feathers out of my favourite pillow - that's when I knew it was war. I hid all of her clothes in my car until she was going to speak to me.

I found that we were low on chocolate milk, coffee and bread so I went out to the convenience store to get some. But when I came back, Jiyeon was no where to be seen. I could hear shuffling as I searched the house, but decided to give up after thirty seconds of seeking. I pulled out my phone and flopped onto the couch, sending a message to the group chat in boredom.

You sent a message @ 'JHOPE > AGUST D amirite or amirite'

Me:
has anyone seen ♡

Me:
*jiyeon wtf

Jimin:
erm idk *smirks* ♡ huh?

Jin:
its not like we live in ur house

Jin:
wait wtf why doesnt jiyeon live with ME?

♡:
because im scared of u

♡:
yoongi's nicer

Me:
woah where are you i cant find you

Namjoon:
oh my god

Namjoon:
jiyeon just said that yoongi's nicer? thats a first

Me:
wtf is up with the group name

You changed the subject to 'WHERE TF IS ♡'

Me:
WHAT THE FUCK

You changed the subject to 'WHERE TF IS JIYEON'

Horse:
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH JIYEON AUTOCORRECTS TO ♡ ON YOUR PHONE HAHAHA

Me:
erm no its just because i get confused

♡:
about ur feelings for me????? *smirks*

Me:
stfu seriously where are you

Tae changed the group icon

Tae:
hELLO BITCHES

Maknae:
when u wish u were cl

Me:
guys im fucking serious i lost jiyeon

Me:
WHY THE FUCK IS THE ICON A PICTURE OF JIMIN SHIRTLESS