My Random Funny, Scary, Sad, and Weird Stories!

Story 4. What Goes On In My Mind? [Much Story, Much Wow. Part 1] [End]

TAKE 1:GO!
Waking Up

Me: *Wakes up* *sits up and stares off into space*

In My Brain......Its Alive *^* [Thinking to myself is in italics]

Me: Oh, it's morning already. Well fudge cakes, it's SUNDAY! *sits up and looks across the room to my right*

My sister: Hmmmmhhnnn.... =.= z z Z Z Z Z

Me: 0-0 Okay NEVERMIND, I'm just gonna go to sleep. *falls and lays down.*

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Wait....

I can't fall asleep.....

<_<

>_>

Me: NAAAAAAAAHHHHH! WHY DA BLEEEEEEEEP! #%#~*%%#

BLEEEP!

Take 2:Go! Dying Is Fun, Right? NOPE.

So I was playing with my sister on minecraft.....and this happened.

Me:Okay! Are you ready to go to the nether! Remember, you need to be careful.

My Sis: Yeah whatever, let's go. I bet I'm a newb.

Me:Do you know what newb means? >_>

Sis: <_< .....

Me: >_> ....

Sis: Just get in the portal. - -'

Me:Okay, okay. Wish me luck my YouTube Pack! [My Wolfe pack :3]

Sis:I'm gonna kill them one day by the way. ^ ^

Me: WHAT, NO!

Sis:Not now, but soon. *troll face*

Me: MOTHER OF MERCY. QAQ

TIME SKIP

Me:Okay, are we there yet?

Sis:Hold on I almost....got it...

Me:Are ya sure? *steps forward a bit*

We are currently making a staircase away from the flowing lava from our spawn point. Once done with the staircase, we can explore the stuff and-

Me:MAKE THE POTIONS, ALL OF DEM! :3

And so this happens...

Sis: OH SHOO-

North Star fell and tried to swim in lava

Me: *laughing so hard can't even breathe*

Sis: I DIDN'T WANT TO BURN MYSELF JUST TO SWIM! GAHHHHH!

Me:*Laughing even harder*

Sis: SHUT UP, STUPID! *chucks pillow at me*

Me: OH FUDGE- *hand slips*

Sheep Luver <3 fell down and tried to swim in lava

Me: WHAT THE HEEEECKK

BLEEEEP!

Take 3, GO! Doggy Massacre

Oh, did I mention what happened after that trip. Let's see... Ummm

Me:Okay lemme get some stuff for potions. *goes to le kitchen far away from the portal*

Sister:*sneakily kills my dog, Shine*
*snickers*

Me:Kay I'm back and-WAIT WHERE'S SHINE.

Sister:I killed him :D

Me:NOOOOOOOO! *kills her*
*le YouTube pack comes to kill her*

And so, everything was a blood bath of dogs chasing, screaming and shouting, and rage. ;-; They all died.

TAKE 4, GO Crazy Boots

So I was walking into the girls locker room to change for P.E. and it was Friday. So yay! Anyways I was walking and I almost died.

Me:*walking to my locker*

Girls: *Screaming like a banshee* OMG NO! WAIT WHAT?! NONO DON'T DO THAT!

Me: *Wtf face*

A BOOT FROM THE HEAVENS FLEW DOWN TO HIT ME IN THE FACE! Almost.

*Boot flys past and over my head, to land perfectly(I kid you not m8*)in front of me.

Me: O-O WHAT THE FUUUUUUUU

I kinda had a state down with the boot, processing what in the name of holy flying SHEEPS just happened.

My Friend:Oh geez! (My name, my privacy), are you okay!?

Me:No, I almost died...

Other girls near: OMG, (MY NAAAAAME) what happened.

Me: Wait, since when did they care. Eh, whatever. *le brain shrug* Ohh, just a boot flew like superman to murder me! *sarcasm, expect it*

My Friend: XD Okay okay, at least your fine...right?

TAKE 5, GO
Getting Ready On Sundays For School in a Nutshell

My lil' brother: (INSERT DAT NAME), you need to take a shower! It's eight...uhh four zero! (He's still learning time)

Me:Not right now, too busy. *fixing up stuff, probably fixing some school work on iPad*

Brother: BUT YOU NEED TO OR ELSO YOUR GUNNA BE STINKY!
D:< *is angry*

Me:I. DON'T. GIVE. A. SHREK. M8. *continues with life*

Brother: *Continues arguing*

Me: *continues with zero chickens given and le poker face* ._.

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Now, I know I owe you guys a lot. So I'm trying to make it up to you, with these mini stories. And I got my email hacked. Got a new one.

Restarting some stuff fresh, and my ipad needed to be reseted, because my cousin put a password. So I sat my butt down for hours to fix it. And my cousin didn't spill the beans. And so all of my precious stuff, including where I write this stuff, is deleted.

And I accidentally(WHHHHY)forgot my password. So I'm updating on my iPod, my sucky old iPod that's the fourth generation, but the wifi sometimes goes out on that only. Just why life!

So yeah I'm okay, just a bit tired now. And most likely do have a right to be yelling at me. VERY UNDERSTANDABLE. And also quince shopping for my sister. Well, that was a lot of stuff. <_< Annnd it's been MONTHS, OH BOY THANKS SCHOOL. YOU SLAP HOMEWORK IN MY FACE. <_<
Yeah, much more than I thought.... ^ ^;

After all of this struggle, I made a new account! So i'm now known as vVSheepVv. So if you wanna continue reading, sadly you have to go to my new account. I'm still a newb and I feel stupid since I couldn't see how to read comments! XD But thanks for the support guys! Ive been having a rough time these past months. That's a lot of writing.. sorry guys! BUT I WILL BE ABLE TO UPDATE A LOT MORE! :D TO MAKE IT UP I WIL PUT MORE MINI STORIES IN ONE! Yay. ^ ^

Me: So did you enjoy your party.... <_< *looks at her*

Sister: ..... *walks away*

Me: Okay, fine <_< *stares at her without blinking for a while o3o*

Sister: ..... Why are you doing this.... >_> Leave ME ALONE.

Me: Okay, by- *gets hit with pillow* *falls off of bed* Ow, at least I didn't hit the corner of the bed.

Thank you, and goodnight? Sorry if woke you up! D; I'm not sure wether it's night or day for ya.