My Random Funny, Scary, Sad, and Weird Stories!

Story 2. Hulk Kid at Lunch ^ ^;

So it was lunch time. Ahhh, a long line that I've been waiting in for a while. *sarcasm as expected*

Anyways, I was waiting in line for lunch, and I'm still not in the cafeteria. Isn't that wonderful, well, kinda. I was waiting and some kid was running nearby. On my left there was the cafeteria, and on my right is the bathrooms.

The boy ran so quickly towards the restroom, it's oblivious everyone. HE WAS DOING THE POTTY DANCE WHILE RUNNING. SUCH TALENT.

He randomly turned around and uhhhh...he did a weird scream. It sounded like the hulk mixed with a frickin teradactile(dinosaur), that screams like someone's gonna murder him. And he's over here crying for mercy, with a constipated face.

My point of view:

'UGGGGGH. STUPID LINE. WHY U NO MOVE WHY SO SLOW ALL OF THE SUDDEN.' I'm arguing in my mind. Totally normal. Still bored I tossed my head to my right. I see a kid running toward the bathroom.

'Wait....is he doing the potty dance?' !guessing, I watch him, yeah I was right!' I was laughing so hard, (in my brain), and some people were giggling. He stops on que and turns around, with a constipated face. '*weird noise* THAT IS THE MOST WEIRDEST FACE I EVER SEEN!'I thought, STILL LAUGHING. "AAAAUGGGHHHHHSHUSHAUHDJSHDSIJSISJXJSJSISJWJJDOFJDALZHHWYQUKDMXJC!!!" he screams. It echoed through the halls. The stupid scream terrified most people, with many people staring at him like "......" 'Wait, this isn't normal. CALL 911! HE ESCAPED THE MENTAL ASSYLUM! HELP US ALL!'

Now your probably thinking "Pffffft! That's not scary!'

=_=' That's because u never seen it in person. It was horrible in the end. The face was funny though. Anyways,

He ran into the restroom, after his great performance. 'I wonder if he took singing classes, seriously.' I think thoughtfully. On the way of him entering, he pushed someone when he was about to enter. He was all like "MOVE BRUH!"

After that, nobody said anything about him for that day. Dunno about the teachers, maybe....

"He needs help...." a girl whispers.

The End!

Sorry I couldn't update again! ^ ^; All of my teachers are giving me a lot of homework. And now I'm having some problems with my teacher. Just one...
So I'm very sorry, it's been weeks. ._.

But anyways Happy Halloween!

In the morning.....*cricket noises*

Yay! ^ ^

I will try my best, until then! I might post another short story today. ;)

See you next story!