idk about you but i kinda like Burgerpants so i made dis
* a brownish colored cat is seen standing at the front counter of the Glamburger. He seems to be.. smiling..? He sighs softly and begins to recite the same lines he does every day, as if he's some sort of robot.
Burgerpants: Welcome to the Glamburger... How may I help you?
* You ask him if he enjoys his job here at the most fabulous burger joint in the entire underground. He smiles sarcastically.
Burgerpants: Oh yes, of course I do! I absolutely LOVE my boss who wouldn't give a rat's ass about his only employee. He doesn't mind that I'm feeding all these monsters toxic glitter sandwiches. To be honest, I think he made up that this is the shit they sell on the surface.
* You open your mouth to speak but you're interrupted by a loud mechanical voice.
Mettaton: BURGERSLAVE!!! What have I told you about socializing with the customers?
Burgerpants: Oh no... It's my boss...
*A large robotic figure stands next to you. It's much taller than you and seems to have a better fashion sense as well.
Mettaton: Get back there and get back to work!! Don't think I can't see you, I have eyes everywhere around here!
Burgerpants: *He sighs and makes his way back to the kitchen*
Mettaton: Good Burgerslave!
*The tall robot walks away from the counter.
*You peek into the kitchen slowly and Burgerpants is banging his head on the stovetop. He's yelling and trying to fry his face. You walk over to him and pull him away from the kitchen and the front counter to the Glamburger. He looks around nervously.
Burgerpants: H-hey, you heard the big man.. Or.. Woman..? Whatever, they said they're watching me at all times.
*You reassure him and bring him to the back of the building. You slowly make your way to Grillby's and you both sit at the bar area.
Burgerpants: What's this. You want me to pay or somethin'?
* You shake your head and order two burgers: one for you and one for him. He looks at it strangely
Burgerpants: Feels weird seeing a burger without glitter.. Kinda nice.
* He gives you a small smile.
Burgerpants: Maybe life ain't so bad, eh?
