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SOTC: Wild (Scout and Grey remix By Troye Sivan
Words: 1339
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"Where in the hell is Beacon Hills?" I asked my brothers.
"Well according to Sammy it's in California" My brother Dean replies.
"It's where the Argents moved when after the fight with the rogues in Nebraska." Sam said walking in.
"Dean told me you were getting your ass fucked by Gabe." I said.
"Well Dean apparently knows nothing about my sex life."
"What do you mean I know nothing about your sex life. I'm your big brother." Dean said.
"Just because you're a bottom doesn't mean I am Dean" Sam resorted.
"Okay I know that I'm the youngest but goodness guys this is going to corrupt my innocent mind." I said.
"Now when are we leaving because you know I need to know in advance."
"Well in about 10 minutes." Dean said.
"What." I said.
"In about 10 minutes goodness Stiles get your head out of your ass."
"I was listening Dean." I said.
Then it hit me the worst thing that could ever happen to me.
"Wait... Does this mean I have to go to school. Cause we all know I'm to smart for school, and human interaction plus, Stiles plus, stupid human beings equals, a very sad word. You know I think I get along with demons better than I do human beings. Thanks a lot Ruby and Meg you ruined my life one step at a time. Wait what about Cas and Gabe, another realization that they're coming with us fantastic you know I think that will be fine... nope i'm lying that means you guys are going to have loud sex every night an-"
"Stiles come on." Sam says to me.
"What about our stuff." I asked.
"Well we packed when you were rambling." He said walking out the house.
"Shotgun!" Sam yelled.
"I was going to sit in the back anyways." I said.
"Why?" Dean asked "You usually fight for the front seat."
"Dean I don't think that you want to hear his answer." Sam said.
"How do you know why I wanna sit in the back?" I said genuinely.
"Because the only time I sat in the back I looked over your shoulder and you were reading some 50 shades type thing." Sam said.
"My reason was so Dean can't prank me when I was sleeping." I said. "Wait... 50 shades type thing." Dean said.
"I'll explain it on the way." "Okay." Dean said.
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Hunter | Stiles Winchester | DISCONTINUED
FanfictionHault: this is a boyxboy story, Sterek, Sabriel and Destiel to be exact. Now if you have a problem with that, heavy sarcasm, and lots of bad words well then please excuse yourself off the page and rethink your life. I'm saying this in the nicest way...