carrots and smirks XD

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hey boys, girls, aliens, smurfs, carrots, unicorns and santa!!! new chapter up now!!!! it's a bit short but like i said before i had to type it all over again so don't blame me!!!!! blame my stupid computer!!!

ENJOY!!!!!!!!!

lots of love Santa <3

Recap Mitch:

That seemed to attract her attention. I saw in her eyes that she forgot about me which was funny since most woman didn’t forget me. She stared at me for a while. And thought of a nice way to get her angry. I really wanted to know what she would do. It would be a test to see if she was worthy for my body guard. Ohhh yes this was going to be fun! So I spoke the words that most definitely would get her angry and the words that would make her my bodyguard. I hoped.

"There’s no way that a child, and a girl on top of that, can be my bodyguard."

Recap Char:

He looked amazing.  Now I understand why the maid was blushing!! Or at least that was what I thought until he began to talk.

 "There’s no way that a child, and a girl on top of that, can be my bodyguard."

He may look like an angel his personality is worse than the devils’. I hate this man!

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Chars p.o.v.

"WHAT!" I shrieked. "You think I’m incapable of being your bodyguard just because I’m a woman!!!

"No I don’t think you can be my bodyguard, unless you have some weird superpowers." He said smirking.

"So the reason I can’t be your bodyguard is because I don’t look like a bodyguard?!" I said getting even  angrier at him than I already was.

"Well you don’t look like much." He said clearly amused with my reaction. His eyes had a gleam in them… almost as if he was enjoying this…

No shit Sherlock! I thought to myself. If he didn’t enjoy it he wouldn’t be smirking! Maybe I should have taken extra lessons at reading people? Hmm I should talk about that with Kate.

I realized I just stood there, lost in thought, staring at him.

His smirk got wider.

He realized it too.

Couldn’t he just stop smirking? It’s really annoying if you’re angry at someone who doesn’t react to it! Oh come on! Whip that smirk from your face already!

I HATE people who can’t stop smirking when you’re angry at them especially if those people are rich and snobby and ugh!!

And sexy.

A little voice inside my head screamed. Fine, the voice wasn’t that little.

"shut up!" I yelled to the not-so-little-voice inside my head.

"I didn’t say anything." Mr. I-can’t-stop-smirking said confused.

Whoops I guess I said that out loud.

 "I didn’t say it to you mudhead!" Why mudhead?! Have I really become so dumb that I can’t even think of a better name to call him? Oh god I think I have lived to long with Jane! Maybe I should call him Mr. smirk-a-lot or Jack Russell… his last name was Russell right? He just doesn’t look really dog-ish…

"Then against who were you talking?" Anvil said. Don’t look weird at me it’s a combination between an angel and a devil. Fits him perfectly.

"Against the not-so-little-voice inside my head." I told him absent mindedly. Hey, you can’t blame me I was still thinking about names to call him!

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