Prank war its on

Onwards

BPOV

Everyone ran off with their teams. Me, Jacob and Alice ran off together. We finally settled in the forest. I looked around.

"Where the hell is that bloodsucking retarded man?" Jacob growled. I shrugged.

"I was thinking the same thing," I said. Jacob smiled. I looked at him hard and shook my head. "Don't say it," I warned. Alice laughed, obviously seeing the future. Jacob smiled wider. I shook my head. "Jakeypoo, I WILL decapitate your head and one of your arms and throw it in the ocean, so when you go to swim for it you will just go round in circles!" I threatened. Jake looked in a trance,

"I didn't hear what you said, after you said Jakeypoo," I rolled my eyes. "But anyway as I was saying, see Bella, great minds think alike, or also lover's minds" He said winking.

"I would stick to great minds. Actually that is quite a stretch," I said. Jacob frowned.

" Holy cheese crackers! Stop bickering like old ladies, so where is that dimwitted brother of mine?" Alice said.

"Oh Edward?" Jacob asked. Alice laughed.

"I mean the other brother!" Alice said.

"Ooh," Jacob said. "I am stupid," Jacob then sat down, and broke down crying. I waited for a couple of minutes through awkward silence, I then walked up to Jacob, and put his hand on my shoulder.

"It's alright Jacob, a few more years in kindergarten and you will be smart!" He started crying more. "Oh, I mean, Jacob it was an easy mistake I mean, it's not like Edward is the handsome one and golden brown hair. And Emmett is the steroid influence body building drunk idiot," I said sarcastically.

"Bella, thanks for making him feel better," Alice said. I nodded,

"That's okay. They are tears of happiness." I said smiling. Jacob let out a wail.

"SEE BELLA DOESN'T WANT MEEEEE!" He wailed. I then heard heavy footsteps, the trees vibrated.

"Do I smell wet dog?" Someone's voice boomed. I realised it was Emmett, he soon appeared.

"Where the hell have you been Emmett?!" I said. Emmett smiled.

"I got some supplies." He said smiling. I looked at what he had. I sighed.

"Emmett honestly, please tell us what this stuff- no crap is," I said nicely. Emmett gritted his teeth.

"I will, well this is a highly sophisticated water transferer shooting machine." Emmett said. We nodded,

"Or as us normal people like to call it. A bubble machine," Alice said. Emmett growled.

"NEXT, is a elasticated balloon with transparent liquid," He then held up the item.

"Also as us normal people call it, a water balloon," Jacob said grinning. Emmett growled again. He wiped an imaginary tear from his eyes,

"It hurts when you question my inner strength, I may look strong physically but mentally. I am weak," Emmett whined. We all stood and watched him for 5 minutes. Emmett then lifted his head up. "Man, I just lost about 500 man points, I better do some press ups," He whispered. Emmett then ran off, he then came in seconds later, covered in water.

"Emmett why are you covered in water?" I said cluelessly. Emmett scoffed.

"It's sweat" I stared at him. "Okay it's water. But I did it for dramatic effect." Emmett muttered. We all sighed.

"Emmett..." Jacob said. Emmett turned to stare.

"That's SIR Emmett to you," Emmett shouted. Jacob rolled his eyes.