Prank war its on

1234 i declare a prank war

"I DECLARE A PRANK WAR!" Emmett declared. Everyone looked at him confused.

"What the bunny rabbits is a prank war?!" Mike asked. Emmett gasped.

Oh My Giddy God Emmett

"WAY TO RUIN THE MOMENT MIKE!" Emmett shouted. Mike flinched back.

"Ummm, sorry Emmett," Mike apologised.

"Sir Emmett to you!" Emmett shouted in Mike's face, "AS I WAS SAYING. WAY TO RUIN A MOMENT MIKE! Here I was thinking we could go straight into pranks. BUT NOOO, you being the dumbass you are doesn't know what a Prank War is!" Emmett shouted. Jessica then put her hand up, blushing,

"I would be another one of dumbasses," She admitted. Emmett sighed deeply.

"OH MY BANANAS elevate your hand if you are also another dumbass!" Emmett demanded.

OMG did he just say Oh my bananas? He is soo gay Alice

Oh my bananas! He so nicked my phrase! Mike

Literally everyone raised their hand. Emmett rolled his eyes,

"Jeez my knees. Wait Jasper why is your hand up, you know what a prank war is!" Emmett said. Jasper looked around, he then put his hand down

"Sorry, I thought I was for dumbasses in general," Jasper said. [A/N: no offence Jasper fans ILOVEJASPER!] Alice walked over to Jasper.

"Don't worry Jazzsquare you may be a dumbass, but you are MY dumbass," Alice said, comfortingly.

Because THAT cheers me up. Maybe this is a prank. Well she doesn't know that I know. Jasper

Jasper grabbed Alice's hand.

Look at her innocence, she knows I know, but she doesn't know I know she knows! Jasper

I decided to block out his thoughts, he was giving me a imaginary Vampire headache. Alice looked at him.

"WHERE IS THE PAINT?!" Jasper demanded. "DON'T PLAY INNOCENT WITH ME ALICE MARY CULLEN!" Jasper shouted. Alice looked at him.

"That's not my middle name," Alice pointed out. Jasper slit his eyes.

"THAT IS NOT RELEVANT!" He shouted.

"Well I think it is! Due to the fact you could be introducing me as Alice Mary Cullen!" Alice argued. Jasper rolled his eyes.

"So do I get to explain the definition of the Prank War?" Emmett asked. "Then you can get back at jasper okay Alice," Emmett pointed out. Everyone nodded, and stared at Emmett.

Oh my pippi longstockings! Everyone's eyes is staring at me Emmett

"Well, so the Prank War will have a couple of rules, and to explain. A prank War is literally where there is teams and you just randomly prank other teams. Everyone successful prank you get one point for your team. Simple" Emmett explained.

I shall now try to keep it in my little brain Mike

"Okay so what are the te-" Aro began to ask. Emmett interrupted.

"SO THE RULES ARE!" He shouted.

I Love Bella. Isn't she just beautiful Jacob I silently growled at Jacob. He looked at me and smiled get out my brain then leech! Jacob

I ignored him and continued to listen to Emmett. Emmett reached in his pocket and got a piece of paper out his pocket. It was covered in chocolate stains.

"Wow, Emmett looks like you have been planning this," Mike said.

"Sometimes it good to be prepared!" Eric weeped.