The Ereri Project (#2)

Ultrasound (Vampire)

"So it has to come out my butt?"

"Well, technically," Hanji says. "But considering how long it's been since you stopped being human, all of that equipment has been repurposed and definitely isn't for that anymore. The muscles have definitely relaxed considerably and I'd wager what used to be your intestines has morphed into a uterus by now."

"Ew."

"It's the truth," Hanji says. "And your ball are carrying eggs now, not sperm. Can you still actually ejaculate?"

Levi's face goes red. "Hanji!"

"What? I'm curious! You don't really need to anymore but some of that equipment might still be functioning."

"Yes," Levi mutters.

"You do? Interesting," Hanji jots something down.

"Don't take notes! Shitty glasses..."

"Anyway," she says. "Since we're done that part of your exam, do you want me to call Eren back in for the ultrasound?"

"Okay," Levi replies.

"Just lay back for me and I'll be right back."

Levi lays back on the exam table and stares at the ceiling. He wishes he could've been awake for the last few months so he could take this all in at a better pace.

By next month he'll have a baby to take care of and he hasn't even completely adjusted to the size of his stomach yet. Eren is in the chair beside Levi as fast as he can get there. "Hey," he says with a grin.

Levi gives a half-smile back as Hanji gets her equipment set up. She pulls Levi's shirt up and squirts the gel on him. "Ready?" she asks.

"You didn't squirt this nasty crap on me for nothing," Levi mutters.

Hanji presses the sensor up to his stomach and all three of them stare at the screen. She moves it around, looking for something. "Ah ha," she says. "There's the head and.... There's the feet. And you see this right here?" They both nod as she points something out of the screen. "That means you're having a girl. And this over here," she says, beginning to grin. "Is your second baby and this this here means it's a boy."

Eren and Levi both stare at her. Eren gets it together enough to spesk first, "But we can only hear –"

"One heartbeat," she says. "I thought it was the strangest thing as first, especially since they're fraternal, but their hearts seem to want to beat at matching rates and I think it's because they're responding to yours, Levi."

"How?" he replies.

She shrugs. "Who knows? Take it as a good sign though, they must already like you."

Eren grins and hugs Levi. "Twins!" he says excitedly.

Levi pats his back absently. "Twins," he repeats nervously.