High school survival guide

Chapter 1

(Writing in my journal)

September 15th 2016-

Ok. I'm just going to let this out. Every girl has dreamed of Highschool, dating cute boys, being noticed by the popular, and the big one PROM.

Prom is where you get glist up, beautiful dresses, make up has to be perfect, hair looks like snooki's (or any other slut actress).

I mean people have some crazy stereotypes on high schoolers.

Well here's they truth, some become popular, some date cute guys, some go to prom. Well I'm not some, I'm just a normal *well kinda* girl.

I'm in band *flute*, I'm in art, so ya.

Until the end of my Senior Year I'm going to write in This journal of how to keep a polished reputation in High school. So if you are a freshman, this is probably best for you.

~ j

"Miss blue? What are you writing in?" Mr. Simmons asked me. I look up from my journal to find the whole class starring at me. I take a huge gulp of air. "Just a thing for band sir." I close the book and stuff it into my backpack. I smile sheepishly. He gave me that 'ya right your lying' look, parents give you when u did something. You know what I'm talking about right? He sighed and when on with his lesson "Ok. Back to what we were doing. If the square root of 45......" I groan. *hint: don't ever write something in mr. Simmons class. He'll read it in front if the class. Like one time Julie passed a note to frank. Mr. Simmons caught them passing notes and read it out Loud!! I mean come one there's something called personal space!!*

<bell>

"Ok class. Page 58 for homework tonight!" The class groans. *oh ya and don't be shocked to have homework on weekends*

"Jordan!!!!!" Kristen ran up to me. *rule number 1: always have a best friend. Without one high school is hell*

She ran to me. "Hiya Kri!!" I laugh. "What are you doing tonight?" She asked. "Oh you know the usual.." I joked. "Haha. WELL NOT TONIGHT!!!" She handed me and invite. *rule number 2: if you don't wanna get noticed don't GO to partys*

"Um about that..." I tried thinking of an excuse. "Don't say it!!!! Cause you're going!!!" She stuffed the invite into my chest. "Fine... I'll go." I whisper. "Good!!!! I'll pick you up at six!!!" She giggled then ran away. *p.s. if you can't get out if it, jut do it...*

I sigh and walk to my locker.

"Hey Jordan." Kelab smiled at me. I blush and just wave. *rule number 3: it's ok to have a crush, especially a hot crush*

He started walking up to me. "Are you going to the party?" He leaned up against the locker next to mine.

"I don't know... I might... I might not." I say flirty. *hey is ok to flirt, but don't make it noticeable*

"Oh." He looked down. "Why.. Do you want me to go?" I did a happy jump inside of me. Hope he says yes!

"Uh..... Ya kinda." He rubbed his neck. You may have not noticed, but I just did a triple back flap off the Grand Canyon singing the national anthem back wards. IM SO HAPPY!!

"Oh.. Well in that case. I'll go." I smirked. "Great!!!..... I mean cool.." He blushed. I roll my eyes. "Wow Kaleb.." I giggle.

"Oh KALEB!!" A squirrel like voice echoed through out the hall.. "So your dating Paris now.." I've never thought he would do that!

"Ya. My friend drake hooked us up."

I crossed my arms at that designer clothed, baby lips wearing, dis fu fu flip flop beast!!! Ugh I hate her... "Hey Paris." He put his hand around her waist. "Oh sugar dimple I told not to talk to this freak of nature." She looked at me. "Whatever. Have fun with your sugar dimple.." I giggle at Kalebs new nick name. "See you at the party!" He yelled.

"Ok!!" I shot up a peace sign.

*rule number 4: if your crush has a girlfriend. It's ok to cry. But only in private*

<Lunch time>

Lunch Time!!!!

"Kristen!! Over here!!!" I wave in this long, smelly line of high schoolers. "Did you hear!!? Paris has a new minion!!" She smirked at me. "Wow and that's new..?" I turn around and grab a soda.

"Well this chick, her names Aaron, she just came here today." She grabbed a sweet tea. "Oh. Remember the first day you came? Oh!! Paris I love you!!" I mimic kri. She laughed "ya."

"What would you like?" Miss Li asked.

"Um... I'll have the California Sushi."

*school food at St. Tracy High-school is flipping DELISH!! So no worries about having cramps.*

"Where do you wanna sit?" Kri stopped. I searched the cafeteria.

*Rules of sitting in the Cafeteria:

1 •don't seat with the Emo's <that's if you don't want your day ruined

2 •jocks? no!!! Only if you want to get called mean names.

3•cheerleaders? Better not!! They will judge you so fast.

4 •don't sit with nerds unless you wanna found out what the mass of a square us

5 •better wanna sit with the normal folks.*

"Let's sit with Kaleb!!!!!" Kristen ran towards them. She just broke rule 2 on the rules of the cafeteria!!

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Sorry I'm going to stop there. Lol