He did nothing! Stop your bluffing!
He's perfect! Sweet, just like a muffin!
Honey why make something out of nothing?
When clearly he's sweet like a muffin.
He didn't hit! He didn't yell!
He didn't tell you to go to hell!
He didn't try to set fire to the kitchen
He had locked us in when you were "bitching"
His son wasn't there! It's really not fair!
You delusional liar! I'm not getting higher!
Just stop all this stuff and
Clearly he's sweet as a muffin.
//AN: this is actually about a real guy who really did all this shit to my family. All the stuff in here is stuff my mom really said to me. But I must really be sick to believe these lies since he's so sweet as a muffin.
