Chapter 1, Idiot at its best

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Sitting on a chair in a cold day time.
Me: I wonder it be like to be a penguin?

Mind: What wait? just yesterday you wanted to be Miley Cyrus?

Me: that's old news now I just want to be an awesome penguin!

Mind: You sure are an idiot.

Me: I am not! In fact I am very smart!

Mind: Which is at?

Me: Like the time in Disney world I helped an attractive women.

Mind: You weren't helping her! She was helping you because you got lost in the beauty in the beast hall ball! Not even then it made no difference because you even got lost twice in there.

Me: Not uh!

Mind: Even the little 5 year kid guided you out the entrance.

Me: Hey in your information he was a smart kid!

Mind: Yeah a smart kid that told you to stop being a baby for each second you complained that you were lost.

Me: So! He taught me a valuable lesson!

Mind: yeah a lesson not to ever be a cry baby if that's what you mean.

Me: No! The lesson of hope and kindness.

Mind: the kid was 5, even he knew you were so hopeless that he had emtepy for you.

Me: Oh sure! Anyways if I was an idiot how come you came up with the emtepy instead of saying "feeling sad for you?".

Mind: Because I am your mind! You cunt!

Me: So who is the bigger idiot. Hehe.

Mind: I dislike you so much. Sometimes I wish I was your mind.

Me: Oh shut up! You know you love me!

Mind: Because I am your mind idiot!

Me: looks like someone made up his mind! Hehe

Mind: I wish I had arms to slap the bad pun of yours.

(End chapter 1, to be continued)

By. Sue Baka :)

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