Sally: Perseus Jackson get your sword of the table right now.
Percy: There it's gone. I bet the Gods don't have this problem.
Meanwhile on Olympus
Rhea: Zeus! Poseidon! Stop fighting! Hades pretend you want to be here! Demeter you need to eat more than cereal! Hera stop attacking demigods and demigoddess.
Hades: Kronos doesn't have this problem.
Meanwhile in tartarus:
Gaia: You just had to swallow your kids didn't you?
Kronos: You just had to marry a nut job didn't you.
Gaia: Well I wasn't the one who lost two wars in a row.
Tartarus: SHUT UP!!! BOTH OF YOU. IT IS PUNISHING ME MORE THAN YOU. SHUT UP!!
Kronos: You lost to Jackson to.
Tartarus: He had help.
Gaia: He's always had help.
Percy: This is a group chat stop blowing up my phone.
