Olive Garden

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"This spaghetti is really good, Richie."
"So, your just going to start calling me Richie now." I reply with inner glee.
"Yeah," she says. "So tell me about yourself."
"How bout we go back and forth. We ask questions. Go first." I reply.
"So, when did you lose your virginity."
"What!" I exclaim. "A little too personal."
I knew damn well I haven't lost it yet.
"I haven't lost it yet." I say.
"Ha Ha Ha!!!" she cries.
I turned rosy red.
Damn.
"Hey, Bluey, it's okay." she snorts.
"Bluey?" i ask, with confusion.
"Blue balls."
She continued to laugh and laugh.
This was embarrassing.
"Well why is it so funny?"
"Your cute, Richard. You a little baby, and your scared. Be yourself. Please."
"Well, I'm still a virgin because I want love okay. I don't want to live my life for sex like others. I want love. So if your going to make fun of me, LEAVE."
"Richie-"
"Richard, okay. You are the most beautiful woman in the world. But I'm tired of people making fun of me for what I feel is right!" I exclaimed.
"Rich-"
"Leave. I'll pay."
Damn.
Amy
Amy
Amy

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