25 THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU’RE BORED
1. Take a lemon; throw it at a chair and say, “You’re it!”
2. Have a completely normal conversation with a stuffed monkey.
3. Become the most famous person who ever existed on Mars.
4. Casually sit on a yoga mat while flapping your arms like a bird.
5. Grow a mustache, shave it off, and then grow it again.
6. Sit.
7. Become the Pokémon master and pretend you have a life.
8. Play truth or dare with the grass.
9. Pet the wall and whisper, “You’re my only friend now.”
10. Pretend you are Peeta and throw bread at strangers.
11. Tell your friend you’re moving to Canada while making lemonade.
12. Take a road trip to Gravity Falls, Oregon.
13. Feed mallard pies to the ducks at the park.
14. Buy as many old flip phones as possible and put them in a bin.
15. Dress up as Justin Bieber to scare people.
16. Ask someone at a restaurant if you can have Wookie Cookies and Yoda Soda.
17. Wear a winter coat and wrap yourself in a blanket in the middle of summer. When somebody asks why you’re wearing that, say, “It was too hot outside.”
18. Slide down a slide while saying, “I am a tyrannosaurus rex, and I have come to stamp your forehead.”
19. Go and eat at a restaurant. If your waiter/waitress is wearing a name tag, say their name after everything you say.
20. Jump into the bushes.
21. Hold a rubber band in your hand, then go up to a random person, show them the rubber band, then say, “If you look closely, you can see the rubber band.”
22. Order 1,000 packets of honey mustard at McDonald’s. When they ask you why, answer, “My pet rock is on a diet.”
23. Photo bomb a celebrity.
24. Do everything dramatically.
25. Every few moments say, “So it is, isn’t it?”
