1. Paint a balloon with barbecue sauce
2. Close your eyes and spin around 5 times. Then walk around the house. The first thing you touch (besides the wall) is your weapon for the alpacalypse.
3. Frantically run around screaming, "I lowered my cholesterol!"
4. Knock on your neighbor's door. When they open it say, "Tina's coming." Then run away.
5. Do Pilates outside. Every time you do a different stretch say something like, "I can feel that stretch." "Oh, man, that burn." Say it really loud.
6. Lick your foot in the middle of a highway.
7. Randomly jump out of your car on a road trip.
8. Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in... but don't breathe out.
9. Hunt squids.
10. When in a store, ask somebody who works there if you can buy the whole store for free. When they say no, respond with, "That's weird. The magical pancake said I could."
11. When in a bathroom with an automatic air dryer, stand there for 10 minutes drying your hands to annoy people.
12. Randomly go up to someone and say, "Sometimes my thigh giggles."
13. Spoon feed an iguana.
14. Play poker with a plant until you lose all of your money.
15. Break off a door handle
16. Buy a giant inflatable bat
17. Continuously do somersaults on your driveway
18. Sit in your neighbor's driveway while talking to yourself. See how long it takes them to find you.
19. Sweep the ceiling.
20. Play a very hard, grueling game. That involves kittens. And feeding them.
21. Make an outdoor refrigerator in summer.
22. Draw your own version of the Octopus Llama Potato.
23. Go and publicly speak somewhere. When you go to speak say, "The world isn't perfect. Thank you." And then run away.
24. Feed the moon.
25. When in an elevator with others, drop to the ground and start laughing maniacally.
