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1. If you hear anyone say America, shout, "CAW CAW! FREEDOM!" and run.
2. Throw cheese at the aliens.
3. Take a bath in chili.
4. But a pet ant. Name it Hilly Billy. Give it a small banjo. In two days it should start yodeling. This one is scientifically proven, kids.
5. Go up to a complete stranger and ask for their number. Then start sending them selfies of yourself with the caption: I know you did it. How could you?
6. Take a balloon. Name it Julius Caesar. Then stab it.
7. Shove a sock in your mouth.
8. When you are in math class and you don't know the answer to a problem, start laughing. Keep laughing. Do not stop. You are now guaranteed an F on your next test.
9. Draw on your eyebrows with sharpie. It's the best way to make everyone instantly avoid you.
10. Teach your dog to respond to Harry Potter spells.
11. Create a fork from midair. Use it to stab chicken.
12. Pet a goose. Just kidding. Geese are evil and should be avoided at all costs.
13. Are you mad at your parents? Then walk to the fridge and open it. You see all of that food? They bought all of it. For you. You are no longer angry.
14. Every time you see a hair in your food or drink, scream, "I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE, THIS IS UN-HAIR-ABLE!"
15. If somebody steals your food, tell them, "You stole my food."
16. Try to meet Mozart.
17. Paint your face using sauces from your fridge.
18. Try to find different uses for a chair besides sitting on it.
19. Make up a fake conversation between two people and act it out (only attempt if home alone, you don't want your parents to think you're insane. Just kidding. They already know you're insane.)
20. Ignore number 16. I have just been informed that Mozart is dead.
21. If you're parents tell you to do chores, immediately get down on the ground and begin making dying narwhal noises until they stop.
22. Be kind to a tree. Hug it. Climb it. Braid it's hair. Pet it. Sing to it. Talk about your deepest darkest secrets to it. (The last one is highly recommended)(No I did not put an audio recorder in that tree)
23. Watch some old TV shows and laugh at them.
24. Look at your hand. Does it look weird? Does it feel weird? Does it taste weird? (Don't tell anyone the answers to these questions, they don't actually care and will be scared of you).
25. Reenact the Boston Tea Party.
