3. Fetus pics

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^( I kinda wanted to tease you hihihi)

Fetus pics. The fringe. The mothereffing fringe. It's like killing every fan. It totally reminds you of the days that they just sat together, sang and played their instruments while filming it and posting it on youtube. And now they came so freaking far holy shit.

I know, the standard speech but it is what it is.

Girl on her phone:

"I think I'm gonna read some Lashton smut."
*scrolls*
*sees fetus pic*
"Oh no omfg STAHP."
*suffocates*
*dies*

Few days later...

Police officer: So when did you find her dead?

Mom: It was 10:00 pm and she was already in bed.

Police officer: Why did you decide to come to her room?

Mom: I just wanted to check up on her because I heard her shouting something like "fetus". And she was just laying there, with her phone in her hand. There was a photo of four young boys with fringe...

Police officer: OMG! your daughter was a 5sos fan?! I'm 5sos af!

Mom: ..WTF?! Haha jk, I EFFING LOVE 5SOS AS WELL OMFG!

Lmao wtf did I just write.

Btw, Happy New Year!🎆

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