53. Drake & Josh

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SHORT CHAPTER, SORRY

Liam's POV

We've been in jail for over three days. We missed Christmas and tonight was the party. The cops decided to be assholes by giving us a calendar to tell us what day it is, it's New Years Eve.

Niall got up from the steel metal bench and starting to pull his pants down.

"Woah, woah, what the hell are you doing?", Zayn yelled as he covered his eyes.

"Going to the bathroom", Niall said it in a "duh" tone as he pointed to the toilet in our cell and started to pee. "Don't look."

"Guys, I know we're stuck in here", I started. "And, you wanna get to the party and see the girls but we have a show to get to. New Year's Rockin' Eve? Dick Clark? Remember?"

Niall snickered. "Dick..."

"Well, how do we get out?", Harry asked as he covered his eyes from Niall.

Everyone looked towards Louis, even Niall.

"No, last time I helped us out of something, we ended up in jail", Louis shook his head.

"Wow, Louis actually makes sense for once", Zayn nodded.

"Hey, remember that Drake & Josh movie? The Christmas one?", Niall asked over the pitter-patter of his pee hitting the toilet water in the toilet bowl.

"What about it?", Harry asked.

"Remember when Josh was in jail and Drake broke him out? By breaking the wall?", Niall continued.

"So, we call somebody to come break the walls and then we're out, that's genius Niall!", Zayn went to hug him but stopped when he realized he was still peeing and was still naked.

"But, who do we call?", I tapped my chin.

We all looked at each other.

"5 Seconds of Summer."

***

We heard banging on the wall and Australian accents on the other side.

"Luke, you hit like a little bitch."

"Shut up, Michael. Like you can do any better."

"I can, actually."

"I'd like to see you try, red-haired freak."

"At least I have tattoos."

"What does that have to do with anything?"

"Shut up, Calum. Adults are talking right now. Oh wait, oops! Luke hasn't even fucked a girl yet."

"Don't you laugh, Ashton."

"I won't, I won't."

A big block was sent flying through our wall and left a hole as Michael's face appeared. Then, he looked at Luke. "Told you I could do it."

"Whatever, make the hole bigger so they can get through it cause we all have to be performing at New Year's Rockin' Eve right now", Luke rolled his eyes.

Michael kept pounding on the brick wall with a hammer and it eventually left a big hole in the wall. He extended his arms in a greeting way. "Welcome to the outside world."

"Whatever", Zayn rolled his eyes. "Can we just go now?"

"Yeah, come on. Wouldn't want to be late."


ENJOY YOUR NEW YEARS

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