What the signs say when they stub their toe

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Aries- GOD FUCKING DAMN IT *breaks down door*
Taurus- SHIT MAN
Gemini- FIGHT ME YOU FUCKING DOOR
Cancer- FUCK *sobs*
Leo- screams while lying face down on a bed
Virgo- THIS WOULDNT HAPPEN IF I WAS WEARING SHOES
Libra- goodbye cruel world *falls down*
Scorpio- *walks away like nothing happened*
Sagittarius- *hits door*
Aquarius- *sticks up middle fingers at the door*
Pieces-has a mental breakdown

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