Aries- messes up your order
Taurus-doesn't take shit and puts you in their place
Gemini- makes jokes and gets the best tips
Cancer- gets nervous and drops everything
Leo- gives out free drinks to the people they like
Virgo- keeps asking if you are okay
Libra- forgets about your table
Scorpio- smiles and pretends that they care
Sagittarius- spits in your food
Capricorn- doesn't make eye contact
Aquarius- talks shit to you about other waiters
Pisces- tries to make you get dessert
