Truth: Toby, why do you like waffles so much?
Toby: Maybe the r-real question is; why not like waffles so much? They taste delicious! Y-you can eat them in so m-many different ways! T-there's they well known s-syrup, jams, s-sweet and condensed m-milk, fruit, chocolate, c-caramel, I can go on f-forever. It doesn't have to be all sweet, *twitches* it can b-be savory too! My mouth is w-watering just thinking about waffles.
*eats waffles*